We Watched A Porno We Watched A Porno

CONTENT WARNING: This episode talks about sexual harassment/assault and rape. Jill’s life has been reduced to nothing more than an on-call prostitute, charged with taking care of the other girls in the corporation’s illicit harem. But as her secret pen pal relationship with Winston, a mild mannered park ranger with a violent past, grows into something more sexual, Jill begins to realize that with Winston’s help, she may be able to destroy the evil empire holding her hostage. Tich and RPJ trudge into the “corporate” world of sexual assault and ask the question, “who thought it would be a good idea to make an entire porn about sexual assault?”

By the mid 1980s, the era of theatrical hard-core features was winding down. With budget shrinking, directors committed to shooting on film often shows to focus on smaller sets or single location, films, while attempting to include as much star power as they could get. Amber Aroused Comes from the autumn days of the “golden age” of adult cinema. Terry Schaffer ( Amber Lynn ) has gotten a job as a live in made for a sex crazed couple! Determined to serve and satisfy their every need Terry zoom becomes a nonstop, sexual dynamo as friends and neighbours alike are itching to get in on the action. Tich and RPJ sit down to discuss Burt Reynolds look-alikes, falling asleep after blowjobs, the ethics of having sex with a robot, why Ron Jeremy should be punched in the face, Pipe smoking and much more!

Tich and RPJ dive into the problematic world of Vixens of Kung-Fu and deconstruct this bonkers 1975 “film”. Who is Yin? In fact, who is Yang? Odd fighting whilst naked. White folks playing Asian characters. Vaginas that smoke. Content warning for this episode. There is chat about sexual assault and rape.

We sit down to discuss if this film is set in the 80s or 50s, is this the worst reform camp ever? And possibly the worst choice for food used in sex seen … EVER. This 80s adult comedy film is all over the place. Camp councillors always complaining about almost losing their job cause the girls are too sexy, and over the top Italian/mobster dads.

This week Tich and RPJ take on the Sci-Fi low budged adult film, Starship Eros. They ponder why this 67 min, 1979 movie has a robot that’s human from the waist down only, yet still has human hands. Why does the first third of the film take place in some dudes backyard in a gazebo? Open palm blow jobs, bad miniature models, and the choice to have not one, but four sex scenes in a chair! Plus an entire bit about who really did make the miniatures for the film, and what’s their backstory???

This week we review the 1984 New York film about women in theatre, ‘Women at Play’. Stage director Wallis Greene is putting together a new erotic play. The various young ladies who are cast in said play decide to take a method approach to their parts by engaging in all sorts of carnal activities for real in the name of "research." But is it any good? Come for the sexy, stay for the laughs. Tich and RPJ compare what it’s really like to be a theatre artist to what a porn thinks it is. Plus lots of talk about pets on set, wrist watches being the only thing male talent wear and who’s married to who?