All Serious Subjects John (@MyHipsAlwaysLie) and Adam (@BodyByToasterStrudel)

So, I'm not sure if it has four wheels, plus I really think the walker will be an issue unless you fold up your wife...so do you wanna buy the car or not? sh*t or get off the pot. Listen to the All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast, where Adam and John give context to the diarrhea.

What a beautiful Saturday wherever you are, or even if it isn't Saturday when you play this, the All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast has your back. Adam has the plans for money moves beyond comprehension. John is along for the ride and holding on for dear life as Adam lays verbal landmines. Also there are some farts.

My grandfather once took me fishing, just once though. It was an important trip though, learned a lot that day. He taught me how to be patient, what delayed gratification is, where the g spot is. The man was 76 when we went fishing, and he passed away 13 years later, just shy of his 90th birthday. He said if he made it to 90 he wanted to go to a brothel. He knew deep down he wasn't going to make it. Years of alcoholism had riddle his body with issues. He was a shell of the man he once was, and even of the one that took me fishing all those years back. God works in mysterious ways. Before my grandpa passed I wanted to try and give back to him. I wanted to show him the impact he made on me and the lessons I learned for him were life lessons that weren't taken lightly. He was with me on the porch and I had my laptop out. He asked what I was watching, I seemed to be enjoying it a lot. He sat down next to me and I pressed play. We watched 3 straight episodes of the All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast. The only reason we stopped was because my battery died. "These boys really know how to make a joke about a cripple!", grandpa loved their humor. "Nothing like laughing at someone making fun of the disabled, I would know, I have a walker!", he was hooked. It was all he wanted to watch or listen to outside of old Johnny Carson reruns. There's nothing like bringing a family together, and this all totally happened. So let this podcast do miracles for your relationship with a loved one and press play.

The gusts of wind are heavy and unrelenting. There’s sand pelting you in the face. A helicopter is landing and you’re just r*tarded, and didn’t notice you’re standing too close to a helipad. It’s your dad, he’s got the same type of helicopter that Kobe died in, you hop in. Due to the lack of perspective you think that the sand whipping by you must be similar to what’s happening in Gaza. The whole ride, there was no talking. Perfect time to listen to a podcast. The All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast just released an episode and I’m sure it’s to your tastes. I have no idea what the episode is about, but that doesn’t matter. None of this does. Just press play already.

There's nothing like a Saturday morning. Your grandma is out at an extra church sermon because, in her words, "You can never get too much Jesus or d*ck". She is one horny old broad. Ever since gramps died, she's been on a tear tossing p*ssy around the bingo hall. She didn't wait long either to get back on the market. I think maybe now she was hoping he would die so she can have one last sl*t phase, but I'm not here to judge. I'm here to listen to a podcast, specifically, the All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast. Adam and John are here to distract you from how much of a wh*re your grandma is.

You've been abducted. You don't know where you are or who your captors are. You don't know what they want or what they plan on doing with you. All you know is that your hands and legs are bound to a chair. There are several voices that you can hear around you and the sounds of a discussion. They're trying to figure out what podcast to listen to. Your mouth is only loosely bound so you wiggle the cloth so you can speak. "You should try out the All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast, the hosts Adam and John have great chemistry and may have a blossoming gay relationship with each other." They stop everything, silence fills the room. You feel as if you sealed your fate by potentially offending them by suggesting a mildly gay podcast. One captor breaks the silence, "I love that podcast! They have the best banter about show and movie ideas. And you're totally right, they both do seem at least kind of gay." They put on the podcast and the tension is broken. Soon they forget the plot to sell you to another trafficker, everyone is too busy belly laughing to the podcast.