EarFinger Doug Mellard

Doug breaks down and finds all the joy from the wonder that is the Star Wars Christmas Special. He also discusses breakfast foods, Ed starring Matt LeBlanc and a chimpanzee, ring cameras, and more. Oh, and he peed his pants recently.

Doug ranks the top ten weirdest cartoons from the 80s.  He is dumbstruck by how insane some of the content is that he digested as a kid. He also talks about what life would have been like had he become best friends with Tony Romo in the year 2020. He also discusses his wife raising butterflies, how cool Road House is (as usual), and has a big announcement.

Doug gets too high and watches G.I. Joe and has no idea what is going on. He can't seem to make any sense of the cartoon in that state. He also explains why funerals suck and ruins butterflies for you.

Doug takes a very serious and in-depth look at the not-so-classic film, Fart: The Movie. Yes, this is a real film.  He also discusses his recent onstage incident involving a certain vegetable and is very excited that he finally watched the film, 3000 Miles To Graceland.

Doug catches the audience up with his move and some various, random thoughts such as why he thinks poetry at weddings is dumb and what he wants to see on The Bachelorette.  He also shares a ridiculous story involving an epic fart.

Doug is on the move and talks about a recent fire, shit selfies, and a buddy in a tricky bathroom situation. Despite being pretty isolated the last year, Doug ranks his top 10 most embarrassing moments that happened IN quarantine.