Easy Sunday‪!‬ pooroljake

What more can I say that the title already hasn't already? Welcome to the internet, where every single hollowed out space will be filled with half-naked women! That's what you wanted, isn't it? Of course it is! Now shut your filthy pie-hole and enjoy. 

Having a good laugh at that young dad across the street who is mowing the lawn in his old navy cargo shorts? Well yuck it up while you can, because once calamity strikes that man will become your worst nightmare. Mark my words.

Just a little bonus for all my devote fans who follow my bi-yearly podcast. I'm not even sure what day of the week it is right now, but I am dealing with a lot of over ripe avocados at the moment. 

It's been a year, alright? I ranted a bit in the last episode. This one? Nothing but wholesome content. However, I got a real problem with how hard it is to get a coffee in this town and I'm going to tell you about it! Don't like it? Too bad, I ain't no Joe Rogan.

They say the mighty Phoenix can rise from it's ashes... I cannot. I am more like an infestation of rats that is impossible to eradicate. BASK IN MY RETURN! DO IT!

What the hell have I been up to? Well I've been eating a lot of soup for one. Making a lot of soup, thinking about soup a lot. Not only do I think I can revolutionize the fad diet world with my all pea-soup diet, I think I can also capitalize on a new unit of measure... for soup. Now before you beat yourself up with the "Why didn't I think of it first?", we allll knew it had to be done. I was just the first to pull the trigger.
Twitter: @Snake_Doherty