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Season 2 Episode 2 - We're Back Bingos by Malling Podcast

baby micro boo boo baby episode: Kate and Joselyn are BACK and better than ever. We got a smoking hot tip to check out a deceased af mall that nobody likes anymore. It was sad and we hated it, but listen anyway nerd. BTW GIANT EAGLE IS OPEN and they are #desperate to make you know that.

We are back in action and by action we mean that we ate a sandwich and pwned LL Bean. This episode is jam-packed with conspiracies, contests with prizes (that are admittedly just OKAY), and also samuel L. jackson was in the movie unbreakable - did you know that since it was his breakout role. Also, Paul Dano is an actor. SMASH THAT SUB-TO-THE-MF-SCRIBE BUTTON in itunes. 3 j&K

Hi, or as the French are rumored to say, 'Bonjour'! Through a strange series of events we ended up MALLING in France- meaning Joselyn missed Kate who is studying abroad and Beaver Vending sponsored her trip(retroactively - we'll be billing you later). We had a blast in the Galerie, i.e. a French-ass mall.

We were of course disappointed in all the ways it wasn't the Ross Park Mall, but we were total troopers about it. Some great moments are in this episode, which we won't spoil, but just get ready for the following quotes:

"I got a boat. I'm got a baby. I'm fucking french!"

"What are you going to have a tiramisu without lady fingers?" "NOPE"

"I think French people are just savages, honestly"

"Crazy Frog is the national anthem of France."

Join us as we record LIVE from none-other than the mf ROSS PARK MALL! Kate tries her first Orange Julius (and then subsequently peaks in life) then we ask for samples, interview other mall-ers, discover secret passage ways, and talk about blood more than usual but definitely not enough.

Our journey to get to the truth about one mall in particular continues. Questions we ponder include: What's an anchor store? What was Ross Park like pre Y2K? Why was Kate's makeup so terrible?