I want to be shocked. Obviously right, hence the title…? Whatever. It’s fine. I’m fine. We’re fine.
Okay anyway, you know when you find out something about someone or something about somewhere or something about something and your stomach drops, your heart thuds in your chest, and your mind frantically tries to connect the dots? That’s what we’re going to feel my little bumbles on the journey of picking through ordinary — or even maybe a few ~extra~ordinary — experiences.