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You Already Know - EP 029 You Already Know with James Creviston
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- News Commentary
Welcome to You Already Know, the podcast with jokes about news you already know. My name is James Creviston and I am a comedian in Los Angeles. Here are this weeks news jokes.
Dunkin Donuts has released a direct-to-consumer paint brand in their iconic colors. Your home can not only look like a Dunkin Donuts but it can smell like a Dunkin Donuts as well with smells like morning breath, B.O. and homeless urine.
Airlines are considering weighing passengers before flights as U.S. obesity rates climb. Airlines said they would change based on weight, emotional baggage will be charged separately.
Kellogg's has announced they are making Cereal Boxes smaller to reduce cardboard use. However the amount of air in the bag will stay the same.
Alabama beachgoers found 31 kilograms of cocaine across a beach in Gulf Shores, worth over $1 million dollars. Beachgoers knew it was cocaine as soon as spring breakers and Wall Street traders descended on the beach.
An alligator reportedly chased several people through a Wendy’s parking lot in Florida. The gator told police it would have stopped had they given his Jr. bacon Cheeseburger back.
Superstar singer and actress Cher turned 75. Sadly she still hasn’t figured out how to “turn back time”.
These are the jokes for May 24, 2021. I’m James Creviston you can find me on YouTube and this is You Already Know.
Welcome to You Already Know, the podcast with jokes about news you already know. My name is James Creviston and I am a comedian in Los Angeles. Here are this weeks news jokes.
Dunkin Donuts has released a direct-to-consumer paint brand in their iconic colors. Your home can not only look like a Dunkin Donuts but it can smell like a Dunkin Donuts as well with smells like morning breath, B.O. and homeless urine.
Airlines are considering weighing passengers before flights as U.S. obesity rates climb. Airlines said they would change based on weight, emotional baggage will be charged separately.
Kellogg's has announced they are making Cereal Boxes smaller to reduce cardboard use. However the amount of air in the bag will stay the same.
Alabama beachgoers found 31 kilograms of cocaine across a beach in Gulf Shores, worth over $1 million dollars. Beachgoers knew it was cocaine as soon as spring breakers and Wall Street traders descended on the beach.
An alligator reportedly chased several people through a Wendy’s parking lot in Florida. The gator told police it would have stopped had they given his Jr. bacon Cheeseburger back.
Superstar singer and actress Cher turned 75. Sadly she still hasn’t figured out how to “turn back time”.
These are the jokes for May 24, 2021. I’m James Creviston you can find me on YouTube and this is You Already Know.
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