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Alfalfa Arman Assadi, Stephen Cesaro, Nick Urbani, & Eric Johanson
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113. Pullback Coming? Transitory Goldilocks, & Sexy TradFi Price Action
Welcome to the Alfalfa podcast 🌾
(0:00) Stephen's YOLO Trade
(3:39) Macro Update
(13:20) Money Moves During Transitory Goldilocks
(18:00) Trade of The Year?!
(22:00) Concerning Setup For The DXY
(24:10) ETH Forecast
(30:24) S&P 500 To The Moon?!
(35:55) AI Degen Trades
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112. Pornhub.ai, Becoming Benjamin Button, and Sh*tcoins Going To The Moon
Welcome to the Alfalfa podcast 🌾
(0:00) Assadi V1.1 Is Here!!
(3:00) AI Generated OnlyFans?!
(8:15) AI Will Change P*rn Forever
(21:20) Crossroads of Crypto and AI
(26:40) Braintree Founder Age Reversal Experiment
(49:20) Cost of Running the Experiment
(56:00) Stephen's New Therapy Adventures
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111. Breaking Down PCE Data & Magic Squiggly Lines Chart Time (Stephen Liquidated)
Welcome to the Alfalfa podcast 🌾
(0:00) Intro
(3:55) Alfalfa Round
(11:55) PCE Data
(20:30) Investment Thesis - Short Term/Long Term
(26:50) ETH Price Forecast
(48:10) Some AltCoin Moves
(52:10) Sad Times Ahead for ETH/BTC Ratio
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👉 Use our link for an extra bottle for one penny!
🔗 Use our link for a 5% discount on trading fees on DYDX
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Arman Assadi
Eric Johanson
Nick Urbani
Stephen Cesaro
Music by: Allie Gross x KOCH
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Disclaimer: This is not Financial Advice. All opinions expressed by the podcast are intended for informational or entertainment purposes only and should not be treated as investment or financial advice of any kind. Alfalfa and its representatives are not liable to the listener/viewer or any other party, for the listener/viewer’s use of, or reliance on, any information received, directly or indirectly, from this media. The listener/viewer should always do their own research. Any views or opinions represented on this show are personal and belong solely to the show.
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110. Kevin Rose Hack (Bad for the Space?), Doing Epic Shit, & Is ChatGPT Now Smarter Than Most Humans?
Welcome to the Alfalfa podcast 🌾
(0:00) Intro
(3:10) Kevin Rose Gets Hacked
(19:40) Splash Mountain Gets Cancelled
(26:00) Couples Travel Ideas
(33:50) The Boys Are Buying A Castle
(39:45) David Goggins is Still A Freak
(45:45) ChatGPT Talk...
(56:00) The Future of Education
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🔗 Use our link for a 5% discount on trading fees on DYDX
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Arman Assadi
Eric Johanson
Nick Urbani
Stephen Cesaro
Music by: Allie Gross x KOCH
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Disclaimer: This is not Financial Advice. All opinions expressed by the podcast are intended for informational or entertainment purposes only and should not be treated as investment or financial advice of any kind. Alfalfa and its representatives are not liable to the listener/viewer or any other party, for the listener/viewer’s use of, or reliance on, any information received, directly or indirectly, from this media. The listener/viewer should always do their own research. Any views or opinions represented on this show are personal and belong solely to the show.
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109. Crypto Bear Market Over? And The Real Estate "Mailbox Money" Strategy
Welcome to the Alfalfa podcast 🌾
(0:00) Intro
(1:45) New Format Announcement!
(3:17) ETH/AltCoin Moves
(8:44) Chainlink Coin
(10:51) DYDX Coin
(13:36) Token Unlocks
(15:43) Jam Croissant Knows All
(19:55) FED Talk
(29:51) NFT Markets
(38:38) The Memes by 6529
(41:44) Real Estate Mailbox Money
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👉 Use our link for an extra bottle for one penny!
🔗 Use our link for a 5% discount on trading fees on DYDX
🔗 Use our link for a 5% discount on trading fees on GMX
Follow the podcast:
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Transcripts of all episodes
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Arman Assadi
Eric Johanson
Nick Urbani
Stephen Cesaro
Music by: Allie Gross x KOCH
👉 alfalfapod.com
Disclaimer:
This is not Financial Advice. All opinions expressed by the podcast are intended for informational or entertainment purposes only and should not be treated as investment or financial advice of any kind. Alfalfa and its representatives are not liable to the listener/viewer or any other party, for the listener/viewer’s use of, or reliance on, any information received, directly or indirectly, from this media. The listener/viewer should always do their own research. Any views or opinions represented on this show are personal and belong solely to the show.
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108. Back on Booze, Ice Baths, Pickleball Mania, & Dying With Zero
Welcome to the Alfalfa podcast 🌾
Show notes:
(0:00) Intro
(0:51) Alfalfa OnlyFans?!
(3:10) Alfalfa Meetup - ETHDenver!!
(8:28) Dopamine Detox - Postgame Review
(30:35) Ice Baths/Cold Exposure
(34:06) Pickleball Is The Greatest Thing Since Sliced Bread
(39:32) The Bad*ss Economics of Pickleball
(42:53) Possible Dangers of Traveling to Nepal
(49:20) Die With Zero
(106:51) Outro
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👉 Use our link for an extra bottle for one penny!
🔗 Use our link for a 5% discount on trading fees on DYDX
🔗 Use our link for a 5% discount on trading fees on GMX
Follow the podcast:
Our website with all linksDiscord communityTranscripts of all episodesTwitterYouTubeInstagramTikTokFollow the hosts:
Arman Assadi on Instagram and Twitter Eric Johanson on TwitterNick Urbani on Twitter and InstagramStephen Cesaro on Twitter and InstagramMusic by: Allie Gross x KOCH
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Disclaimer:
This is not Financial Advice. All opinions expressed by the podcast are intended for informational or entertainment purposes only and should not be treated as investment or financial advice of any kind. Alfalfa and its representatives are not liable to the listener/viewer or any other party, for the listener/viewer’s use of, or reliance on, any information received, directly or indirectly, from this media. The listener/viewer should always do their own research. Any views or opinions represented on this show are personal and belong solely to the show.
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