Berds & Werds Berds & Nerds

This is the hundredth time I’m quitting social media for the last time.

Your father was the wind! And your mother smelled of elderberries!

...but not if you’re evil.

In which we actually record the comic making process, which was the whole point, so it’s kinda weird it took us this long. God we are so dumb.

Do Not Collect $1200.

It’s true. If you eat banana pies, you will become fatter.