26 min
How to quit smoking NOW. Or later. It's New Orleans: Psych Ward
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- Comedy
Would you like to know how to quit smoking?
Dr. Ross Shields can help you start stopping. If you want to quit smoking, just understand that you can’t stop without starting to stop. No one knows this more than Dr. Ross. Let us pray.
Whether you smoke 2 packs a day or 14 packs a day, Dr. Ross can help. He himself is a smoker, so he gets it. His secret: he inhales the smoke into his diaphragm, not his lungs.
Before he begins, Dr. Ross talks about the Bentley he bought in LaJolla.
He uses it for family camping, even though he doesn’t have kids in this dimension. It’s more for inter-dimensional camping.
And now, Dr. Ross tells you how to quit smoking:
In as little as 3 hours, 10 minutes and 2 seconds, Dr. Ross can cure you of smoking, even if you have been smoking poison ivy. He uses a 12-step program, and he shares steps 1, 2, 3 and 9 with you today. His video can be purchased for $8.99.99, times tax times 10.
He addresses third-hand smoke, which is when smoke gets stuck to your clothes. Spray n’ Wash isn’t strong enough to overcome it.
Patient one: Dan Scarabino. Dan smokes 14 packs a day.
Patient two: Reverend Hibachi. He’s worked with Tony Robbins, Dan Aykroyd, Bill Murray, Sgt. Alfred, Keanu Reeves, and Hannah Montana. He’s read the Bible 17 times. He started smoking at 8 years old. As a preacher, he would smoke at the pulpit. His congregation didn’t appreciate that, so he turned to Dr. Ross for help.
Resources
Feathers- https://amzn.to/2lFiWsH
Easy Way To Stop Smoking Book- https://amzn.to/2nfDYi3
13 ways to quit- https://wb.md/2j4iXRL
Bible- https://amzn.to/2njzbfm
Now and Later- https://amzn.to/2nRJOXb
How to Pray Book- https://amzn.to/2nlf2Wj
Camping Tent- https://amzn.to/2necVDO
Poison Ivy Scrub- https://amzn.to/2ndW18m
Spray and Wash- https://amzn.to/2lIV73p
Dan Akroyd My Girl Movie- https://amzn.to/2mmhewN
Tony Robbins Book Set- https://amzn.to/2mcAJIh
Bill Murray Window Decal- https://amzn.to/2lIZc7J
Keanu Reeves Sequin Throw Pillow- https://amzn.to/2lIZLyn
Hannah Montana Costume- https://amzn.to/2nMLuRJ
Preacher Costume- https://amzn.to/2lJ1a87
See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Would you like to know how to quit smoking?
Dr. Ross Shields can help you start stopping. If you want to quit smoking, just understand that you can’t stop without starting to stop. No one knows this more than Dr. Ross. Let us pray.
Whether you smoke 2 packs a day or 14 packs a day, Dr. Ross can help. He himself is a smoker, so he gets it. His secret: he inhales the smoke into his diaphragm, not his lungs.
Before he begins, Dr. Ross talks about the Bentley he bought in LaJolla.
He uses it for family camping, even though he doesn’t have kids in this dimension. It’s more for inter-dimensional camping.
And now, Dr. Ross tells you how to quit smoking:
In as little as 3 hours, 10 minutes and 2 seconds, Dr. Ross can cure you of smoking, even if you have been smoking poison ivy. He uses a 12-step program, and he shares steps 1, 2, 3 and 9 with you today. His video can be purchased for $8.99.99, times tax times 10.
He addresses third-hand smoke, which is when smoke gets stuck to your clothes. Spray n’ Wash isn’t strong enough to overcome it.
Patient one: Dan Scarabino. Dan smokes 14 packs a day.
Patient two: Reverend Hibachi. He’s worked with Tony Robbins, Dan Aykroyd, Bill Murray, Sgt. Alfred, Keanu Reeves, and Hannah Montana. He’s read the Bible 17 times. He started smoking at 8 years old. As a preacher, he would smoke at the pulpit. His congregation didn’t appreciate that, so he turned to Dr. Ross for help.
Resources
Feathers- https://amzn.to/2lFiWsH
Easy Way To Stop Smoking Book- https://amzn.to/2nfDYi3
13 ways to quit- https://wb.md/2j4iXRL
Bible- https://amzn.to/2njzbfm
Now and Later- https://amzn.to/2nRJOXb
How to Pray Book- https://amzn.to/2nlf2Wj
Camping Tent- https://amzn.to/2necVDO
Poison Ivy Scrub- https://amzn.to/2ndW18m
Spray and Wash- https://amzn.to/2lIV73p
Dan Akroyd My Girl Movie- https://amzn.to/2mmhewN
Tony Robbins Book Set- https://amzn.to/2mcAJIh
Bill Murray Window Decal- https://amzn.to/2lIZc7J
Keanu Reeves Sequin Throw Pillow- https://amzn.to/2lIZLyn
Hannah Montana Costume- https://amzn.to/2nMLuRJ
Preacher Costume- https://amzn.to/2lJ1a87
See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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