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Risk, The Scholar Presents Schnarff City Risk, The Scholar
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Listen, while I flail or fail, as I continue my pointless journey through life disappointing every one closest, while offending those farthest away. Nothing quite beats embarrassing ones self and still not seeming to have the self esteem to do better. Shit, what is my show about? How about you tell me? This show may never have any listeners. If it does they must be insane. I'm insane. My show is naughty grimy and vulgar. So it's not for the kiddos. Lots of cussing. If your sensitive and can't take a joke well then you are one! Wimps and snitches please don't listen to my show. Damn Schnarff! Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/schnarffcity/support
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Episode 1 : Look Mom! I'm Didding Its All With I Conciousness.
A mad man's nonsensical yet hilarious ramblings about forgettable topics including dumb people, music, and relationships. Watch Risk flail or fail like a newborn baby as he begins his next adventure into failing to find his calling. In this episode I delve into my family history and my love for music including The Red Hot Chili Peppers and The Rap God, Eminem. I also cover my hatred for annoyances of all kinds in life. Stay tuned to the end. Why? Beause your attention span sucks it needs work. I got just the cure. Bet you won't!
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Episode 3 : Wow. Mama Kringles Introduction.
Risk, a self proclaimed stylish scholar. Whom, by the way, cannot afford to be stylish and lacks no respectable college background as far as his parents are concerned, therefore, making him the de facto non-expert on proper use of the word whom, sentence structure and comma placements, or knowing when to stop typing because he has realized he is becoming nervous and isn't sure if this sentence would be considered a run-on. Risk, then realizes run-on may be a proposition? Wait, preposition? Fuck. Just watch the damn show schnarff. FAIL! Episode 3 is just Wow! Meet the woman behind the scenes as I talk over her and clown texas while I ask her all sorts of irritating ass questions. This is a prime example of a lazy ass episode but hey you must have the calm before the snores. I promise you will laugh. Also you will be happy to hear that she actually hates me just as much as you do. In this scrambled eggs episode we cover all types of topics. You also get to meet the top schnarff my right hand woman Miss Kringle. She starts off sleepy but finishes off strong. Without any actual journalist qualities skills or intentions we talk malaria, Johnny Depp, Pirates, The Caribbean, Velenzuela and romantic getaways. Also Russel Crowe and his fantastic performance in Gladiator. Then to wrap it all up with the blessing of my main man and collaborator of content my musical maestro extroadinaire 6 the Chapter allows exclusive permission to use a gem of a song we made together years ago. The garbage showcases some of the verbal acuity and songwriting ability I used to posses. So ENJOY the world premiere of Risk, the Scholar presents, in collaboration with Renowned Producer 6 The Chapter, The Deep Vault Single "I Said Look!" By Risk, the Scholar f.k.a. Kristyle of United Myndz. If you read all this then you can listen all the way too. Donations are more than welcome. You schnarffs are starting to really grow on me. Flail or Fail!
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Episode 2 : The First Order & Click Bait.
You came back! What the hell are you thinking? Come on dude, you had so much life still ahead of you why throw it away so recklessly. Well at least I have company. I guess Schnarffs are loyal. No they are not! Damn Schnarffs. Well today I talk about what we should talk about on air. I also go deep shouting out my fantastic brother and discussing our child hood. I also discuss the abortion topic, Trump and manhood. I also drop a hint of a new segment idea I may be adding to future episodes. Sick of life having purpose? Then what the hell? Stick around, might as well. I promise to keep you a bottom feeder for life. In Schnarff City the scum on the bottom are the kings. Yeah, you guys are getting it finally. Enjoy!
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Risk, The Scholar Presents Schnarff City
Non-Conformist. Non-traditional. Non-good. Non-special. Non-listened too. Get ready for a true roller coaster ride of a podcast as I fail, then flail. To give up all just to bail? Your going to have to find out. Join my disappointment I call a journey from lame to game. From slag to swag as I take a dream and turn it into a, dare I say, good podcast. I have the personality and all the intangibles. Do I have you? Schnarff? This is called Schnarff City. Check out my show potential Schnarff don't argue just admit it defies convention. It shouldn't be good but that's what makes it good. It's refreshing, original and startlingly creative. Buckle in and turn on binge mode. Travel back in time to the time of the original recording then check your browser history and then again join me through my journey from no good to man hood. Risk, serves it up Scholar Style In Schnarff City. Damn Schnarffs!
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