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In this episode 3 & 4 mashup, we learn that Kyle is determined to keep on selliing sperm, Adriano is determined to keep on selling the idea that threesomes are awesome and Luke has cashed in his retirement for sunglasses. This definitely can't go wrong. 

It's day 2 of Janet's babymoon and all hell is breaking loose. Jax confronts Michelle, Michelle tells Jesse, Jesse...doesn't really care. Jax is loving and compassionate to his wife who may or may not have a drinking issue OR he's a complete nightmare and they're getting divorced. 

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The gang is back together for the second part of the reunion and Lala is hella steamed about #MomSh*t! Plus, Jo comes out to announce she's engaged to Aaron Rogers or at least she wants to be. 

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We finally caved and decided to recap The Valley and thank the lord we did because this show is spectacular. Okay that is probably overstating it but it's not half bad. In this episode, everyone is invited to Janet's Baby Booze Fest except Zack, Kristen and Luke (although Luke isn't really invited anywhere) and we don't hear the end of it. Jesse experienced ego death, Brittany gets carsick (probably) and Jax spills the beans to Michelle.

It's time for part 1 of the reunion and it doesn't disappoint. Sandoval is in his Chico's best green blazer and sulking, Lala is in lilac nails and clapping and the rest of the cast is just trying to get through it. But we won't let them! Join us!

It's the finale and we go out with a bang (kind of?) in San Francisco. James cries happy tears, Jo storms out, Lala says Ariana's not God and Schaena does the worst lip synch on any reality show ever. Join us!

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