”Slim-to-None Funds” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”21 Guns”‪)‬ I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki

“Slim-to-None Funds”
Do you know who they’re stealing from?
Charities named after them
The dollars keep rolling in
Diverted to greens and bogey-men
Claiming donations as grifts
They’ve sunk lower than piles of sh*t
The depths of Satan’s fiery pit?
Lower than it
 
None, slim-to-none funds
Take from children
Give to themselves
None, slim-to-none funds
They are the world’s biggest grassholes
Pulling for hell
 
Driving around in their gold carts
Crashing before they even start
As they blame Soros and RuPaul
News breaks of their organization’s scam
They don’t know irons from woods
Yet stole from the kids for these goods
Than the South Pole is cold, they’re
Lower than it
 
None, slim-to-none funds
Take from children
Give to themselves
None, slim-to-none funds
They are the world’s biggest grassholes
Pulling for hell
 
They’re always slicing to the right
Their white balls they can never find
“Mark us down for two,” they will say
Flipping birdies to youngsters on the front and back nine
 
Further than you could ever attempt
Even the devil is impressed
At a point where nothing can drop
Lower than it
 
None, slim-to-none funds
Take from children
Give to themselves
None, slim-to-none funds
They are the world’s biggest grassholes
 
None, slim-to-none funds
Take from children
Give to themselves
None, slim-to-none funds
They are the world’s biggest grassholes
 
Pulling for hell
 
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