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Western Promises WesternPromises
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Beaumont, Paris, and Kevin lead you through the troubled wasteland of funkopops, disney adults, marvel movies, and bad opinions to the refreshing oasis of good opinions, firm convictions, mushy buffet-style ideology, and genuine camaraderie. Also just kidding if youre upset at anything or whatever.
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144 56k Libation
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AI will replace alcohol in 10 years. soon we wont need to drink 12 beers before approaching the 4 sitting alone at fudruckers. we will just pop in an AI earbud and let the ghost in the machine guide us to hyperborea. dont believe me? really? you dont think that will happen? well, have fun on the wrong side of history CHUD
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143 Tantric Gooning
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what if i told you there was a place you could go, right now, today, right where you are sitting, where nothing hurt anymore? no-one laughed at you anymore? people looked up to you, respected you, wanted to be in your presence. no, im not talking about mindfulness, i dont give a FUCK about being 10% happier. im talking about tantric gooning. 6, 7 8, or even 24 hours, of constant pleasure. alone or with friends or family. are you ready? are you ready to become the man you were always meant to be? well put your headphones on and hit the play button, lets get started.
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142 es squinche de monchuli (forgrazi monte riponista)
слушай, я не в этом эпизоде. Я не знаю, что тебе сказать. Я не слушал это, но уверен, что это хорошо. Если вам понравилось, подписывайтесь на наш патреон. Если вам это нравится, тогда обратите пристальное внимание на следующий эпизод. ты узнаешь это, когда услышишь.
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141 NO EDITING/PURE/WHOLE
no time, cant edit
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140 Ashkenazim in Paris
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woah, college is getting wild now. a bunch of tents and trash and disorder everywhere, what is this, los angeles? just playin. i hope everyone is safe and has a chance to stand up for what they believe in. for me, its installing the hot coffee mod on disney plus. its a little tricky to do but once you have it all configured you can unlock the secret Finding Dory sex mini game. its really sick actually, you get to play as dory and you can swim into the ocean and make love to whatever you want. if someone is good at computers please reach out and help
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139 Watchtower
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Tardigrades (/ˈtɑːrdɪɡreɪdz/),[1] known colloquially as water bears or moss piglets,[2][3][4][5] are a phylum of eight-legged segmented micro-animals.[2][6] They were first described by the German zoologist Johann August Ephraim Goeze in 1773, who called them Kleiner Wasserbär ('little water bear').[7] In 1777, the Italian biologist Lazzaro Spallanzani named them Tardigrada (/tɑːrˈdɪɡrədə/), which means "slow steppers".[8]
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