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Be careful when playing Big-Foot Hunter, cuz these Bigfoots be strapped. Australian Streakers are gonna turn this Schlit around, because dragons don't have butt-holes.

Shit biomes, you only want the good ones. If you get mixed up in a John Wick scandal you don't want to end up with bad skin and IBS... Everybody that has thrown up on a golf course has plastic in their balls.

Some people put their rice balls in their armpits, but if you don't catch fish you don't eat. Travel, but don't get the shits on the plane. If all else fails, at least there is frat bros.

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Frat-Bros are giving gay-communists vampire facials. If you're gonna gamble at D&B's, bring your canna-whip, but don't have an atlatl accident.

I ate a steak egg and cheese bagel on the way to Bernie's bank on Bro-Island, but these rats are uncircumcised and having head-sex.. Brought to you by Boobies.