ZACH SINGS LIKE A GIRL Zachary Beelzebub

Poor, unfortunate Zach. Bro opened the portal to Hell in hopes of becoming a singer, and it turns out the Queen of Darkness is Grandma. He enters into a magical contract with her that seems to have set her loose on humanity. Woopsi-daisy... Well, now we know.

It's time we discussed the degradation of the podcast format and your failure as Listener to feed my need for validation. Also, Wiener Wrap. Also, Figurines. Also, Shiltz. No, I didn't make those things up, they exist somewhere on the internet.

Finally the first person account of how Zach and SovietRussiaVocalGuru agreed to summon Satan to wish for the ability to sing. One of the better episodes, really. Maybe just listen to it?

This episode is fudge packed and fully loaded! It's got a little bit of everything, especially since it even has a bit of recap. And yes, Listener, at the end we begin to uncover the story of how Zach opened the portal to hell. 

Welcome to Season 2! Zach's back, baby... Zach's back. Unfortunately, he has some bad news. He'll try to sort it out this season if he can. 

Grandma interrogates Zach to figure out if he has breached their contract; Snarles is introduced; Grandma coughs a lot. Zach tells you what the episode was supposed to be, if he weren't the failure we know him to be. Then Zach coughs a lot.