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Join Koj, Mayowa, and Tmt for a rib-tickling episode of Submarine and a Roach, where no topic is off-limits! In this episode titled "Every Yoruba Man’s Dream Is To Marry Up," the trio delves into a range of hilarious and thought-provoking subjects that will keep you entertained from start to finish.

First up, they tackle the age-old debate: is spraying $1 bills at a Nigerian wedding razz? Tmt dives into the legalities surrounding this cultural practice, while they ponder the origins of money spraying in the black diaspora, from African parties to American strip clubs.

Prepare for laughs as Mayowa confesses his desire to spray dollars at his wedding, only to be met with resistance from his wife and brother who deemed it too razz for their taste. Meanwhile, Tmt's sister's attempt to play matchmaker leads to hilarity and awkwardness.

The conversation takes a reflective turn as they discuss the economic realities of modern relationships, including the decline of side families due to financial constraints. Koj shares his high school dream of being a kept man and marrying up in life, sparking laughter and lively debate.

Get ready for some candid discussions about sex and stamina, with Koj hilariously admitting the only way he's going multiple rounds is if Dana White is paying him. They also share their thoughts on the AMVCA's and dive into movie reviews, including "Breathe of Life" and "Water & Garri," with Koj revealing his newfound love for Ibadan.

As the episode winds down, Mayowa delivers a side-splitting joke at Tmt's expense, leaving everyone in stitches. Don't miss this uproarious episode of Submarine and a Roach—it's comedy gold from start to finish!


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Better late than never!



Today's episode of the podcast was recorded with Mayowa, TMT and Koj all wearing sleeveless Dashikis.



In this episode we get into being owed money by family.



Rap Beef between Kendrick Lamar and Drake.



Afrobeef between Wizkid and Davido and rivalries between contemporaries.



Kizz Daniel's business practices and more Seun Kuti news.



We also review the Submaroach groupchat one more time.






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Join Koj, Mayowa, and Tmt for an unfiltered and uproarious episode of Submarine and a Roach! In this installment, the trio dives into a myriad of engaging topics that will have you laughing and pondering in equal measure.



They kick things off with a lively discussion about Seun Kuti's viral proposal to start a church serving "marijuana tea," complete with Koj's chance encounter with the man himself at Cactus in Lagos. From there, they delve into the intricacies of the Lagos weather and the balancing act of A/C usage amidst rising diesel costs and NEPA tariffs.



Prepare for some thought-provoking conversations as they tackle topics ranging from racial dynamics to Tems' latest release, "Love Me Jeje." They explore the nuances of American society, from its institutions to the elusive American Dream, with wit and insight.



Things take a personal turn as Koj shares feedback from listeners and grapples with criticisms about himself. The hosts engage in a candid discussion about the energy they project into the world, delving into boarding school escapades and hilarious anecdotes along the way.



Laugh along with Mayowa's tale of "misappropriating" a school iron and Tmt's uproarious story involving a student who transformed from Santa to Thor in boarding school. The episode concludes with a fascinating conversation about Tunde Onakoya and his father's skepticism of chess as a career path.



Don't miss this captivating episode of Submarine and a Roach, filled with laughter, introspection, and unforgettable stories. Tune in now for a dose of humor and heart from your favorite trio!


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The boys are back in this truly unhinged episode of Submarine and a Roach as hosts Koj, Mayowa and Tmt get into current affairs.



The boys catch up now that they're all on three different continents.



First up, they get into millenial buff boy aesthetic and TMT's fitness journey. Then they talk about the chaotic nature of the Submarine and a Roach Whatsapp groupchat.



The conversation then veers into the Drake vs Kendrick (and entire rap industry) beef. His insane use of AI, the power of Taylor Swift and the ethics of the music industry.



After that they discuss a proposal Mayowa received to grow the popularity of Submaroach using the power of - you guessed it- SOCIAL MEDIA.

The boys end the episode by getting into how they react to misrepresentation of the podcast by people funny enough, don't listen to the podcast.



So roll up, wind down and jump into this episode of Submarine and a Roach, full of banter, truth and love!


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Lock in with the gang for a hilarious and insightful episode of Submarine and a Roach as hosts Koj, Tmt, and their guest, Toniverse, dive into some wild life shit.



With Mayowa jetting off to London, Toniverse steps in to keep the vibe alive.



First up, they bask in the post-live show glow, relishing the success of their recent live event. The energy is infectious as they reminisce about the highlights and memorable moments from the show.



The conversation takes an intriguing turn as they share their NYSC experiences, with Tmt and Toni regaling tales of love interests and camp escapades. It's a nostalgic trip down memory lane that's sure to have you laughing along.



But that's not all—Koj delves into the world of stock trading, sharing his strategy for developing intellectual property to make it big in capitalism. The banter is as witty as it is insightful, offering a unique perspective on financial pursuits.



Hold onto your seats as Tmt opens up about his "life of crime," sharing hilarious anecdotes that will leave you in stitches.



The laughter continues as they discuss getting hit on in Lagos, Tmt's memorable Boiler Room stint, and the burning question—what was Burna Boy like in secondary school? With insights from Toni and Koj (and a nod to Mayowa's shared history), they paint a vivid picture of the African giant's teenage years.



Don't miss this rollicking episode of Submarine and a Roach, filled with laughter, stories, and unexpected revelations. It's a podcast that's as entertaining as it is enlightening—tune in now!


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On this episode of Submarine and a Roach, we get into:
Car trouble,

learning from video games,

Food Critique,

Adult friendships and

TMT's filthy habit

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