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Hi, we are Steph and Danielle - two thirtysomethings who have been BFFs since middle school. Listen in as we read old Livejournal entries, get real nostalgic and try to avoid being sued.

Chillin at the Fountain Danielle Baldino & Steph Wood

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Hi, we are Steph and Danielle - two thirtysomethings who have been BFFs since middle school. Listen in as we read old Livejournal entries, get real nostalgic and try to avoid being sued.

    43 - I'm a Genous

    43 - I'm a Genous

    We are back! Well, really, mentally we never left - but Danielle DID have a baby so we get a pass, right? We talk about social anxiety and Danielle's motherhood experience so far - but more importantly, Steph issues an apology to Paula Cole for giving Sarah McLachlan credit for the Dawson's Creek theme song.
    Danielle shares a few entries with supportive comments from Steph, including her experience with a bizarre Twilight Zone locker. Steph updates her LJ from computer lab and we reminisce about crashing each other's classes. We also talk about syndicated radio, why Steph has someone's mother's class ring, and historical events that happened on Steph's birthday (April 27). 
    Things we mention:
    VAMP
    Cometeer Coffee (ask Steph for her referral code for a discount!)
    Saltburn
    Zone of Interest
    Leave the World Behind
    Everything is Fine by Vince Granada
    Archie Moore's
    The Storyteller by Dave Grohl
    Love Songs from Delilah

    • 43 min
    42 - Thanks for the Fries, MARK

    42 - Thanks for the Fries, MARK

    We are recording LIVE from Steph’s living room (which means you can feel free to skip past the first 90 seconds of complete cat shenanigans). Danielle shares her thoughts after finally meeting the Archaeologist and we reminisce about old music that’s held up over the years. We share about a few of our favorite CT spots (besides Dunkin, of course) and ponder the actual flavor of Fruity Pebbles. For entries, Danielle mini-deep dives into the Motorola Rokr, the Athenian Diner and Myspace Top 8. Steph shares some tantalizing Halloween costume drama, humble-brags about not being on a school bus for all of senior year, and a field trip spent trolling original Monets. 
    Also - “what are ya’ll doing if you’re not rating and reviewing us?!”
    Things we mention:
    Amazing Tales from Off and On CT’s Beaten Path (Podcast)
    Radio Rental
    Fall of the House of Usher
    Goosebumps
    The Charles
    Perkatory
    Hill-Stead Museum

    • 36 min
    41 - Dirt + The Past = Archaeology

    41 - Dirt + The Past = Archaeology

    In the words of Steph after editing this is episode: “it’s a longy!” We start off strong by setting limits around Danielle’s on-air gas passing. We share our co-review of Scamanda and Danielle fills us in on the latest Last Podcast on the Left tea. We naturally segue into the never-ending millennial burden of TOO MANY DAMN OPTIONS/FOMO especially when it comes to parenting styles.
    For our entries, Danielle’s entry covers the idealism of young love (AKA setting the absolute lowest bars ever) and dating local rock stars. She also shares about a day in her life without her cellphone in 2005. Steph’s 2003 entry takes us down a 12-browser-tab mini Time Capsule/deep-dive into Livejournal: the days when you needed an invite code to join, the LJ commercial, and LJ’s evil twin, deadjournal.
    Things we mention:
    Scamanda
    Johnny Cash – Hurt
    Last Podcast on the Left – Andrew Cunanan series
    Perfectly Imperfect Parenting by Mary O'Kane
    American Horror Story – Delicate
    Dissect - “In Rainbows”
    Stop Making Sense
    Michael Flatley’s Lord of the Dance
    These Green Eyes – Watch the Lights Go Out
    Madonna – Hey Mr. DJ
    Mini Time Capsule sources:
    Timeline of Livejournal
    12/12/03 entry from Livejournal creator Brad Fitzpatrick: "Invite Codes Are Gone" 
    Livejournal commercial: "Friends"
    deadjournal

    • 53 min
    40 - What to Expect When Danielle is Expecting

    40 - What to Expect When Danielle is Expecting

    We are celebrating some life milestones in this one! Steph is preparing to meet the Archa-parents for lunch and Danielle is having a baby (they really just let anyone have those these days). We also recap our Mom ep followed by an extended share of our latest fave shows, podcasts, and books ... all rounded out by a lighthearted discussion of the entire opioid crisis. Danielle also loves on TV commercials and we both lament the recent hike in Netflix (correction: Hulu) pricing.
    Our entries cover an entire week in the life of 2003 Steph (which includes a school dance, going to see School of Rock, and calling people on their parent’s landlines) and she shares the cringiest thing she’s ever done. Danielle curses the dramatic return of her dad’s inner climate-control freak in 2006 and a Spill Canvas concert (still the opener, even 17 years later). 
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    Stumptown Coffee Roasters
    Alvarium Beer Co.
    The Opportunist Podcast
    Scamanda Podcast
    Cultish: The Language of Fanaticism by Amanda Montell
    Wordslut: A Feminist Guide to Taking Back the English Language by Amanda Montell
    Painkiller (Netflix)
    Dopesick (Hulu)
    “Pain no longer the fifth vital sign” (“The Joint Comission’s Pain Standards: Origins and Evolution,” see p. 4)
    No One Will Save You (Hulu)
    “Disney+, Hulu raise Rates” (Forbes)
    Scouts Honor: The Secret Files of the Boy Scouts of America (Netflix)
    311 - A Capella What I Got (Sublime cover) & All Mixed Up (311)

    • 46 min
    39 - GORP! with Special Guests: OUR MOMS

    39 - GORP! with Special Guests: OUR MOMS

    We have no idea how we actually made this work, but this week we are SO excited to share out first episode with Barb and Brenda! We find out what they really think of the podcast, discuss their innate detective Mom-skills, and all take turns sharing our favorite "getting caught" teenage stories. We also reminisce about our Girl Scout days (Troup 4569 represent) and try to work out some friendship math (we have been friends for 2/3 of our lives!). Despite our best efforts to keep them on rails, we sometimes devolve into mom-talk about obscure retirement hobbies (snowshoeing anyone?), updates on our childhood friend's moms, and organic vs. non-organic produce. We end with a really nice segment of Mom-pliments and Danielle experiences a moment of healing with Barb.
    The Dirty Dozen and The Clean 15
    The Station/Great White fire (2003 Washington Post Article)

    • 43 min
    38 - America's Wang

    38 - America's Wang

    Welcome to our cold-open where we wonder about time zones, unrealistically matching up our layovers for way too long, and also is Chicago the middle of the country? Steph is drinking a DIY black-coffee frappe which sends Danielle into a tailspin about the Dunkin Donuts Coffee Coolatta, the OG frozen coffee bev. Inspired by our recent RL Stine Time Capsule ep, we watched the Netflix Fear Street Trilogy and finally share our surprising reactions (no spoilers!). We also touch upon the (apparently controversial) new FOB cover of “We Didn’t Start the Fire” and some of our select fave insults we endured in high school.
    For our entries, Danielle shares about her 20th birthday and a weird, long-forgotten work-around for keeping your MySpace private in the early 00s. Steph shares about choking down hand-rolled cigarettes in an apartment over a motorcycle shop.
     
    Things we mention:
    Fear Street Trilogy (2021, Netflix)
    Goosebumps Live on Stage - Screams in the Night
    Hack or Slash - A Horror Movie Review Podcast
    Hanson & Busted - MMBop 2.0
    Fall Out Boy - We Didn’t Start the Fire
    Hanson - MMBop (YouTube)
    Undercover Underage
    “MySpace to Add Restrictions to Protect Younger Teenagers” (New York Times)
    “MySpace Faces Age-Old Web Problem” (Wired)
    “Denny’s Expands Fusion Favorites Line and Adds New ‘Juicy’ Version” (Nation’s Restaurant News)

    • 48 min

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