Don't Be Bastos Oroku Saki

Got a free trip to Vegas once. Never doing that again!

Have you ever gotten lost? Or gotten a parking ticket? Or tried to trick the meter maid? Me? Nooooo. Never. Except yes always.

I was such a chatty Kathy in school. I got in so much trouble for talking. I like to talk. Talking is fun. It's my favorite. Never did me any good ha ha

Last year my hand fell asleep, for weeks!

For mother's day I Decided to surprise my mom with a whale watching tour. This is what happened 😅

After 30 years my mom finally retired and I couldn't be happier!