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THEY’RE BACK! The besties reunite to watch and review a movie they’ve been saving just for you: THE VELOCIPASTOR.

The VelociPastor (2017)
Fun Rating: 4 (out of 5) Peanut M&Ms
Fright Rating: 0 (out of 5) Velocipastors

As if they need any more reasons to careen down memory lane, Jill and Caryn watch their old crush Devon Sawa kick zombie butt in BLACK FRIDAY.

Black Friday (2021)

Fun Rating: 4 (out of 5) Vegan Vietnamese Shrimp
Fright Rating: 0.5 (out of 5) Sticky-Hand Mouth Zombies

Jill and Caryn recap and review a movie called KILLER SOFA, and doesn't that just say it all?

Killer Sofa (2019)

Fun Rating: 3 (out of 5) Sushi Rolls
Fright Rating: 0 (out of 5) Killer Sofas

Jill and Caryn win Netflix Roulette then recap and review NO ONE GETS OUT ALIVE (2021).

Fun Rating: 4 (out of 5) Cream Cheese Wontons
Fright Rating: 4 (out of 5) Glowy-Eyed Ghosts

Jill, Caryn, and a very stubborn microphone recap and review the classic thriller WHEN A STRANGER CALLS (1979), the film which inspired the iconic opening for SCREAM. Sure, they might be biased because the main character has Jill’s name, but either way it’s a movie worth watching.

Fun Rating: 3.5 (out of 5) mini Milky Way bars
Fright Rating: 4 (out of 5) Curt Duncans

They're back! Jill and Caryn return with one of their favorite slasher horror classics, SCREAM (1997).

Fun Rating: 5 (out of 5) Crumbl Cookies
Fright Rating: 3 or 0 (out of 5) Ghostfaces, depending on when you ask