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Gorilla Nems joins the Chaos this week as we catch up with Mike Cannon who just had a near-death experience! Watch Chris and Nems bond over their shared love-hate relationship with NYC and stick around for an absolutely insane story about Chris's would-be diddler.

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TIMESTAMPS
00:00 Intro
06:47 Mike’s Insane Car Accident
12:59 Chrissy the Ally in Europe
26:03 Dying Your Beard Broh
32:41 VOICEMAIL
42:15 Nems is Outside
46:10 Producer John’s Car Accident
53:18 Chris Almost Gets Assaulted in a Sauna
1:07:10 Fuck Locksmiths

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TIMESTAMPS
00:00 Intro
06:35 Kimmel’s Go-To Pizza
12:45 Chrissy the German
16:35 Tits on a Man
20:49 Doing Drugs Broh
31:10 Late Night vs Radio
39:45 All About the Mets
43:00 VOICEMAILS!
44:50 Election Year Baby
54:38 Left Handed Brohs
57:40 Jimmy Jerkin It!
1:07:10 Kimmel Advice

Jimmy Kimmel and Chris talks about what it's like to host a late night
show, Jimmy's love of David Letterman, the election cycle's effect on
late night and what the best way to slam the ham is!

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TIMESTAMPS
00:00 Intro
03:40 Jaz is Here!!
06:29 Jaz WALKS OFF
09:45 Distefano Family Cruise
17:53 The King of Queens
27:30 Weak and Gay
31:50 Kumail Nanjiani
35:59 Ahuasca
47:45 Chrissy Good Father
56:10 Talkin Recent Guests
1:11:30 Chris Turns Down a Gig
1:28:24 JASMIN RETURNS
1:32:45 Jaz Talks Therapy
1:38:14 Distefano Family Cruise 2
1:50:14 Jaz Diagnoses Chris

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TIMESTAMPS
00:00 Intro
3:34 Having Babies
8:08 Palestine and Israel Broh
12:48 Drafting the American Civil War
20:34 FOX NEWS
24:15 Kat’s Poop Bag
29:51 JANUARY 6th BROH
37:08 Boeing Whistleblowers
50:51 Nas
54:45 Kat’s Boobs
58:49 VOICEMAILS

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TIMESTAMPS
00:00 INTRO
5:22 Chrissy Courtside
11:21 Jalen Brunson Beef Update
30:32 Podcast Cringe / TRASHING Comics
34:08 Bobby Lee / Impaulsive
39:39 Jeff’s New Lady
47:29 What Happened to Jeff’s Eye…
52:58 Chris’s Top 5 Comics

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