We'll Take This One Gabriella, Amelia, and Alex

Goddamnit, we missed the "not my first rodeo" jokes. They were right there.
"If I asked people what they wanted, they would have said smaller, wetter animals." - Henry Ford

Letter one: I don't want my sister pulling a coyote act at the wedding

Letter two: Recovering from an Awkward Lie


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Please speak to a doctor if you or a loved one have been unhealthed.

Letter one: Help! I’m Sick of My Boyfriend Always Being Sick!

Letter two: Why Am I Addicted To Buying Figurative Painting?


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"I'm normal." - Amelia

You can stick a Coexist bumper sticker on a tortoise. They won't notice.

Letter one: I Think My Husband’s Constant Demand to Get a Dog Is Sexist

Letter two: A husband took his wife’s maiden name as his middle name — but did she uphold her part of the bargain?


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"More wolves!" - Gabriella

Everyone knows the opposite of sugar is onions, right?

Letter one: I Think My Partner’s Reason for Suddenly Wanting Kids Might Be Racist

Letter two: Dream Retriever: Being reminded of what’s important


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Consider: The Portrait Of Dorian Goof.

Letter one: Overwhelmed by Ice Cream

Letter two: Just a Dab


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Grandpop's in the memory hole, sorry. Sorry, but grandpop's in the hole now.

Letter one: Help! My Daughter Won’t Talk to Me Because I Left Her Dog Out of My Will.

Letter two: Heartbroken


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