CinemAbysmal: The Podcast CinemAbysmal

Welcome to our 50th episode. We're bringing back Ryan Dean Tucker (basement VHS tape extraordinaire) as our special guest star to talk about some movies he picked for us to watch. Nick watches a so-bad-it's-cult Canadian film called Ryan's Babe. Holly goes back to the 80s with Shelley Long in Hello Again. Dylan watches alien thriller The Hidden with Kyle McLaughlin

We get a little Cagey this month with a Nic Cage themed episode. We talk about the 2019 movie Primal, in which Cage plays a drunk, no nonsense, wild animal catcher for hire. And then we delve into the cult classic, Vampire's Kiss, in which Cage absolutely loses his mind.

We'll be back in March for our 50th episode with a special guest.

We're back with 3 new The Asylum movies. Nick writes a book report because he's an English major, and takes us through Bermuda Tentacles, an adventure where the president ends up in an underground cave with monster whose tentacles glow. Dylan explains Avengers Grimm, a movie she watched twice (WHY?). Holly takes you into the past with a WWII flight to kill Hitler or something. Join us in February for CAGEUARY. Nic Cage is back in our orbit.

It's a holiday extravaganza! First we take on Adam Sandler's latest disaster, 'Hubie Halloween'. Then we move into the Christmas spirit with 'Surviving Christmas' with an unhinged Ben Afflek and a confused Catherine O'Hara wondering how she got casted in this. And finally the crew wraps it all up with the 2019 holiday spectacular CATS! Release the butthole cut! Nick doesn't use a coaster for his beer in the nice new studio and Dylan and Holly gush about Queen's Gambit.

This is our first episode recorded in person together at Speak Studios in Spokane. We are thrilled to promote them at the beginning of this episode for letting us use their equipment AND for editing this episode. We are looking forward to this great partnership and to support their mission!

We each picked Asylum produced movies to watch and we explain them to each other. Arguments ensue about whose movie is the worst. Nick picked Android Cop, a rip off of Robot Cop. Dylan watched Tomb Invader, a rip off of Tomb Raider. Holly picked Trollz/Trolland, a rip off of the animated movie Trolls.

We are back with a set of apocalyptic movies because it feels like the world is ending as we speak! First up is Kevin Costner's 1995 Water World. A movie that we have all seen before but somehow all forgot that Kevin Costner has gills in it. Following that we talk about After Earth, staring Will and Jaden Smith, which is truly one of the dullest movies of all time.

The Onion article mentioned: https://www.theonion.com/i-was-in-a-movie-called-waterworld-and-global-warming-1838189896