Distorted View Daily Distorted View
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Over 18 years of utter stupidity! Featuring the weirdest finds from around the Internet! WTF audio, weird news stories, and NSFW comedy. A Podcast for freaks. Distorted View is one of the longest running daily comedy podcasts - Since 2004! For 30 minutes everyday, pretend you don't have a moral conscience and laugh at the inappropriate. Audio and video too extreme to go viral, the very worst of fanfic, interviews with strange and wonderful freaks, and outrageous news stories you won't find in the mainstream media.
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Violating A Woman’s Chicken Fried Civil Rights
On Today’s Show:
00:00:00:00 Introduction00:03:35:13 Non Gendered Names For Nephew And Niece00:08:41:09 A Meade Weighloss Review00:11:58:18 Meade Vs. Convservative Fat-Hating Media00:18:01:08 Insane Ramblings00:23:24:11 Uncle Ron Shits Himself On Instagram Again00:24:03:07 Vioilating A Woman’s Chicken Fried Civil Rights00:26:15:10 Sucking On Thick Hard Vomit Chunks00:27:26:21 Sign Up For The Sideshow!00:28:36:22 Does Owning A Gun Mean You Have A Small Pecker?00:33:14:01 Paying Off Your Drug Debt With A Stolen Truck of Liquor 00:35:59:15 Graduating Highschool In Skeleton Makeup00:40:18:17Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending
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A Veritable Potpourri Of Aromatic Evil
On Today’s Show:
00:00:00 Introduction01:51:19 America’s New Number Two Soda Pop!05:24:21The Stinkiest And Most Mangled Feet – Covered For 7 Years16:02:18 Trying To Flee Cops In A Tesla With A Parrot On Your Shoulder22:13:20 Gabrielle Chana: First Amendment Jesuit Auditor27:45:22 Sign Up For The Sideshow!29:48:10 Police Officer Locked Himself In Back Of Patrol Car Having Sex33:56:16 Crazed Woman At McDonalds Parking Lot38:20:07 Mr. Monopoly Went Directly To Jail41:04:03Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending
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Gangstalked By A Butthole Obsessed, Laser Wielding Police Force
On Today’s Show:
00:00:00 Introduction01:47:00Day 281 Of Me Being Sick03:25:09 Donald Trump Visits To React To Trial Verdict / Announce New Products07:42:20 Cunty MAGA Gay Reacts To Verdict10:23:02 Being Gangstalked By A Butthole Obsessed, Laser Wielding Police Force18:13:07 Sign Up For The Sideshow!20:48:11 Semen Shots To The Back At The Dollar Tree26:05:05Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending
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With This Pubic Hair Ring I Thee Wed – NEW SHOW!
On Today’s Show:
00:00:00 Introduction02:17:04 I’m A Sick, Weak Little Boy07:32:09 Pubic Hair Wedding Rings11:49:09 Turning Harley Quinn Into A Fart Slave15:06:11 The Incubus Is Horny17:19:19 Going Coo-Coo For Communion Wafers21:51:17Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending
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Your Penis Between A Luggage Rack And A Hard Place
On Today’s Show:
Well, I’ve been sick this entire Memorial Day weekend. For awhile I sounded like I should be featured on the Special Poetry Slam (I’ve provided some audio)
Anyway, we’re going to do a best of show today and I’ll be back tomorrow with a new show!
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