17 episodes

A comedy podcast, looking at when auditions and castings don't quite go to plan.

Join host Christopher Bartlett-Walford, and a guest from the world of Theatre, Film, TV or Comedy to dissect listeners' audition mishaps, and delve into their own back catalogue of audition fails!

Get in touch & submit your audition stories at dontcalluspod@gmail.com .

Don't call us, We'll call you ! ;-)

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    • Performing Arts

A comedy podcast, looking at when auditions and castings don't quite go to plan.

Join host Christopher Bartlett-Walford, and a guest from the world of Theatre, Film, TV or Comedy to dissect listeners' audition mishaps, and delve into their own back catalogue of audition fails!

Get in touch & submit your audition stories at dontcalluspod@gmail.com .

Don't call us, We'll call you ! ;-)

    Episode 16: Divina De Campo

    Episode 16: Divina De Campo

    Ru Paul's Drag Race UK star, (and Singer, Actor & all round creative Queen) Divina De Campo joins Christopher Bartlett-Walford (All Together Now) for a giggly journey through listener's audition disasters. Those hilarious and embarrassing moments that happen in the casting room, that you DON'T normally get to hear! All anonymous & submitted by performers from around the globe.

    This week, we have a BUMPER edition of the show, packed full of hilarious Listener tales including oversleeping for an audition, what happens when you don't look where you're going, trying to play the Reality TV game, and one of, if not the funniest, most relatable, terrible wardrobe fails we've ever heard. 

    Divina also lets us in on many stories from her hilarious audition career, and Christopher & DDC spill the beans on auditioning for TV Reality shows!

    Email your audition stories into the show at dontcalluspod@gmail.com & Tell your friends to check us out!

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    If you've enjoyed the show, please Subscribe, and write a review on your podcast platform. It genuinely helps us be found by new listeners :).

    Catch up with all previous episodes now - there'll be people you know, people you don't, and every show is full of terribly hilarious Audition stories.

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    All info on Divina can be found here - https://www.divinadecampo.com/

    Follow Divina on Twitter - https://twitter.com/divinadecampo

    Follow Divina on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/divinadecampo/

    Listen to Divina's music - https://open.spotify.com/artist/2aQPlCSNFXtHbem9TfV8Y9?si=r4BYxDenRQqfFajwULeHNg

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    Created and hosted by Christopher Bartlett-Walford

    Co-Produced & Artwork by John-Webb Carter

    With thanks to Jukedeck, Anchor & Zapsplat for Sounds

    #DragRace #RuPaul #DivinaDeCampo #DDC #DragRaceUK #Drag #Theatre #Auditions #castings #stage #westend #broadway #musicaltheatre #comedy #theater


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    • 1 hr 19 min
    Episode 15: Courtney Ward

    Episode 15: Courtney Ward

    Actor, Singer & team member of The New Works Playhouse, Courtney Ward joins Christopher Bartlett-Walford to talk through listener's Audition confessions. Those hilarious and embarrassing moments that happen in the casting room, that you DON'T normally get to hear! All listener stories are anonymous & submitted by entertainment workers from around the globe.
    This week we hear a few absolute horror show stories, calamities and much much more. From ending up in A&E, to a panel who were incredibly rude to an Actor. There's a lot of Blood and guts on display, and what happens when you audition for one of the World's most recognisable directors, when you've claimed to work for them... BUT NEVER DID!?
    Email your audition stories into the show at dontcalluspod@gmail.com & Tell your friends to check us out!
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    Catch up with all previous episodes now - there'll be people you know, people you don't, but every show is full of hilarious Audition stories.
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    Find out more about The New Works Playhouse; a place for new writing to be found and made, here - www.thenewworksplayhouse.org & their first production is out NOW!
    SUPPORT NEW WRITING!
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    Created and hosted by Christopher Bartlett-Walford
    Co-Produced & Artwork by John-Webb Carter
    With thanks to Jukedeck, Anchor & Zapsplat for Sounds
    #Theatre #Auditions #castings #stage #westend #broadway #musicaltheatre #comedy #theater #Disney #play

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    • 1 hr 5 min
    Episode 14: Tim McArthur

    Episode 14: Tim McArthur

    London theatrical legend Tim McArthur joins Christopher Bartlett-Walford for a giggly journey through his audition history, with stories from Directing, Performing, and some of our listener's Audition confessions. 

    Those hilarious and embarrassing moments that happen in the casting room, that you DON'T normally get to hear! All listener stories are anonymous & submitted by entertainment workers from around the globe.

    This week we hear how Tim faired in many a dance call, is he really suited to Rock music, what happens when you kick over a coffee in an audition, and why you should ALWAYS be nice to the runners. There's a few brilliant stories from On stage too, proving even when you getthe gig, things can still go wrong - so don't let it bother you too much! 

    A lovely rambly chat through the world of Theatre auditions.

    Email your audition stories into the show at dontcalluspod@gmail.com & Tell your friends to check us out!

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    Catch up with all previous episodes now - there'll be people you know, people you don't, but every show is full of tremendous Audition stories.

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    Find out all about Tim by visiting www.TimMcArthur.com

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    Created and hosted by Christopher Bartlett-Walford

    Co-Produced & Artwork by John-Webb Carter

    With thanks to Jukedeck, Anchor & Zapsplat for Sounds

    #Theatre #Auditions #castings #stage #westend #broadway #musicaltheatre #comedy #theater


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    • 52 min
    Episode 13: Caroline Kay

    Episode 13: Caroline Kay

    Actor, Singer & Writer Caroline Kay (The Space Between) joins Christopher Bartlett-Walford (All Together Now) for a giggly journey through listener's audition disasters.

    Those hilarious and embarrassing moments that happen in the casting room, that you DON'T normally get to hear! All anonymous & submitted by entertainment workers from around the globe.

    This week we hear stories about one of the worst producers ever, how not to run an audition waiting room, what happens when you audition infront of the teacher you fancy, and should you read the script or learn the material if you only have 24 hours to do both? 

    Also - don't put petrol in a diesel car on your way to an audition, because it will derail your day!

    Email your audition stories into the show at dontcalluspod@gmail.com & Tell your friends to check us out!

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    If you've enjoyed the show, please do Subscribe, and write a review on your podcast platform. It genuinely helps us be found by new listeners :).

    Catch up with all previous episodes now - there'll be people you know, people you don't, but every show is full of tremendous Audition stories.

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    Follow Caroline on Instagram - instagram.com/carolinekay117

    Watch The Space Between by Caroline Kay & David Hunter HERE - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jMCO4shFMI

    Listen to The Space Between by Caroline KAy & David Hunter HERE - https://open.spotify.com/album/1hxrYFJIryleXbWquZ3LlS

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    Created and hosted by Christopher Bartlett-Walford

    Co-Produced & Artwork by John-Webb Carter

    With thanks to Jukedeck, Anchor & Zapsplat for Sounds

    #Theatre #Auditions #castings #stage #westend #broadway #musicaltheatre #comedy #theater


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    • 1 hr
    Episode 12: Hiba Elchikhe

    Episode 12: Hiba Elchikhe

    West End Actor, Hiba Elchikhe (Everybody's Talking About Jamie, A Little Night Music, Aladdin) joins Christopher Bartlett-Walford (All Together Now) for a giggly journey through listener's audition disasters.

    Those hilarious and embarrassing moments that happen in the casting room, that you DON'T normally get to hear! All anonymous & submitted by Actors, Singers and Comedians from around the globe.

    This week we find out what went down at a Kid's show call when the actor drew the double lollipop (C&B's), we find out which Lionel is best for football and it's another awkward dance call story! Also, Hiba tells us all about the audition process for Jasmine - it's a brilliant story! 

    Whatever you do... don't mention the Muffins...

    Email your audition stories into the show at dontcalluspod@gmail.com & Tell your friends to check us out!

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    If you've enjoyed the show, please do Subscribe, and write a review on your podcast platform. It genuinely helps us be found by new listeners :).

    Catch up with all previous episodes now - there'll be people you know, people you don't, but every show is full of tremendous Audition stories.

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    Follow Hiba on Twitter - twitter.com/hibstah

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    Created and hosted by Christopher Bartlett-Walford

    Co-Produced & Artwork by John-Webb Carter

    With thanks to Jukedeck, Anchor & Zapsplat for Sounds.

    #Theatre #Musicals #Broadway #WestEnd #Aladdin #Jamie


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    • 1 hr 3 min
    Episode 11: Emily Fleming

    Episode 11: Emily Fleming

    Direct from Los Angeles; Actor, Comedian and Writer for Good Mythical Morning, Emily Fleming joins Christopher Bartlett-Walford (All Together Now) for a super laugh filled chat, to share listener's audition disasters. 

    Those hilarious and embarrassing moments that happen in the casting room, that you DON'T normally get to hear! 

    *** There is Grown Up Language in this episode*** 

    Stories include Mr Tumnus overkill, what happens when you take a Samuel L Jackson speech into a Kid's show audition, can you be TOO you, and what happens when you dislocate a shoulder in front of a TONY Nominee!? 

    Email your audition stories into the show at dontcalluspod@gmail.com & Tell your friends to check us out! 

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    If you've enjoyed the show, please do Subscribe, and write a review on your podcast platform. It genuinely helps us be found by new listeners :). 

    Catch up with all previous episodes now - there'll be people you know, people you don't, but every show is full of tremendous Audition stories. 

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    Good Mythical Morning Youtube Channel - https://www.youtube.com/user/rhettandlink2

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    Share the show on Twitter - @dontcalluspod 

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    Created and hosted by Christopher Bartlett-Walford 

    Co-Produced & Artwork by John-Webb Carter 

    With thanks to Jukedeck, Anchor & Zapsplat for Sounds.

    #Mythical #Podcast #Theatre #Auditions


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