Thinking of moving to Canada? Of course you are and we can help. Yes We Canada is the American Progressives Guide to getting the fuck out. Canada… explained… hilariously.
The British Columbians are masters at running “pirate economies”. Centuries before the current BC Bud enterprise was launched, the fur trade was a huge part of the BC economy when the Europeans arrived in the home of the First Nations with lots of arrogant ambition and a buffet of epidemics. That was followed by a few slightly sleazy gold rushes and then some pretty dedicated exploitation of the Japanese, Chinese and other Asians. During prohibition in the U.S., B.C. became the liquor hub for the west coast of the U.S. We’ve been keeping you guys stoned and drunk for decades.
You’ re welcome.
Ontario - The Centre of the Universe
In Canada we have ten “provinces”. Think about the difference between States and Provinces. If you are “stately” it means you are elegant, distinguished, imperial even. If you are “provincial”, you are local, unsophisticated, as y’all say in the States, “a goddamn hick”. That does not apply in Canada. In our country, provinces have much more autonomy than states do in the US. Health care, education, taxes, marriage, property and most civil rights are all the domain of the provinces not the federal government.The feds give money to the provinces to provide these services, but the provinces control the rest.
Please permit us to introduce you to our biggest province, Ontario, the Centre of the Universe. Ontario's premier is an 800 lb. Gorilla!
Saskatchewan & Manitoba!
After you immigrate from the US, we are determined to find you a place to live in Canada. On today's episode we explore Saskatchewan where they have been social distancing for the past 150 years and Manitoba. Friendly, Manitoba, eh?
We built this podcast for progressives who want to immigrate to Canada. But then your child idiot president legally lost the election in November. Joey Biden moved into the people's house and turned out to be much more progressive than we ever thought! Who knew?
Why would progressive want to leave the US now? You got the keys to the candy store! Well that's all fine and dandy but we still have a podcast to do here people. So we rebranded. We would like to invite Republicans to immigrate to Canada's most conservative place, Alberta! Where the right wings come with free health care!
Prince Edward Island and Nova Scotia!
You will learn about Canada's two tiniest provinces, Prince Edward Island and Nova Scotia. And bonus, you will also learn how to do the famous "Inhalation Affirmation".
Your life will be transformed!
Newfoundland AND! Labrador
The 16th largest Island in the world is on the east coast of Canada. And you can immigrate there, but before you do, you'll have to be "screeched in". This episode will explain it all.