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This week we celebrate Black History Month by trading in the sea vessel for a space ship and casting our minds towards the future with Janelle Monae's signature Belvedere vodka. We discuss Afrofuturism and what that means in relation to Lenny Kravitz' missing sunglasses, examine the wealth gap between Black and white billionaires, and shame our ancestors with our second annual BHM Quiz.

This week discuss the Super Bowl Halftime Show, offer some constructive criticism to The Carters and Ivy Park, try to recover from hearing the description of Harvey Weinstein's "situation", evaluate Grimes' makeup technique and Elon Musk's rapping technique, and dream cast the next James Bond.

This week Captain Bones and Baby Choby try to recover from watching Paris Hilton cook a lasagna while wearing driving gloves, talk about the shocking and sad news of Kobe Bryant's sudden death, dig into the American Dirt controversy, give our thoughts on the Grammy Awards and offer an exciting update to Baby Choby's Berkeley Broadway Singers uproar.

A slow news week finds us musing on the great outdoors, Pamela Anderson's recent marriage to Jon Peters, realizing we don't actually care about the state of Brad Pitt And Jennifer Aniston's relationship, and alienating our Adult Disney listenership.

This week we open with TV theme songs, play a game called Which Friends Friend Would You Kill?, wade into the Sussex's exodus, opine on Kim Kardashian's non-pearl necklace, and come up with some new language that you can use!

In this, our first weekly of the new year, we talk about our Golden Globes highs and lows, revel in the messy timeline of White Michelle William's new relationship, give our first impressions of the season premiere of Vanderpump Rules, and give into the yacht rock rocking our yacht.