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A grim record of the worst cinema has to offer and the movie brilliance you probably missed. Ben Groves and Rob Macfarlane meander through the mess of film theory, cinema trivia and career lowlights of Hollywood in a vain attempt to conceal their many personal faults.

Every Movie EVER‪!‬ Ben Groves & Rob Macfarlane

    • Comedy

A grim record of the worst cinema has to offer and the movie brilliance you probably missed. Ben Groves and Rob Macfarlane meander through the mess of film theory, cinema trivia and career lowlights of Hollywood in a vain attempt to conceal their many personal faults.

    Alien (1979): The Single Greatest Horror SciFi Of All Time Covered By Obsessed Idiots

    Alien (1979): The Single Greatest Horror SciFi Of All Time Covered By Obsessed Idiots

    Ben & Rob get sticky with Ridley Scott’s 1979 masterpiece ‘Alien’, starring Tom Skerritt, Sigourney Weaver, Veronica Cartwright, Harry Dean Stanton, John Hurt, Ian Holm, and Yaphet Kotto. When the overworked and underpaid crew of the USS Nostromo dock on a derelict planet, what they find on the surface might just be the deadliest organism in existence. Released to critical and commercial success, ‘Alien’ has incubated and matured into the defining sci-fi horror film of its century, setting a standard that has not been matched since.
    But how can two mentally ill men with full-time jobs ever hope to cover a film not only vitally important to them, but cinema itself? Are Ben & Rob going to treat this movie with the clear respect it deserves? How does a film like this even get conceived, let alone executed, so perfectly? And what kind of xenomorph is Ben?!
    CONSUUUME to find out all this and much, much more!
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    • 1 hr 5 min
    Godzilla Minus One (2023): Japan Reclaims It's Crown As King Of The Monsters

    Godzilla Minus One (2023): Japan Reclaims It's Crown As King Of The Monsters

    Ben & Rob watch ‘Godzilla Minus One’ wipe out our tissue box for ALL the reasons; 2023’s Japanese Toho franchise entry became a global sensation, winning the Oscar for Best Visual Effects and making over $100million at the box office. Directed by Takashi Yamazaki and starring Ryunosuke Kamiki, Minami Hamabe and Yuki Yamada, ‘Godzilla: Minus One’ tells the harrowing tale of a failed kamikaze pilot’s search for meaning in the wake of total devastation, through the medium of a gigantic lizard god smashing everything.

    Having covered every Legendary Pictures entry into their western Godzilla ‘MonsterVerse’ franchise, will returning to the Japanese source reveal new ways of seeing scales? Why is this film such a brilliant companion piece to Christopher Nolan’s ‘Oppenheimer’? And which version of Godzilla would Ben & Rob least enjoy sharing a train carriage with?
    CONSUUUME to find out all this and much, much more!

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    • 1 hr
    Abigail (2024): Fresh New Blood In The Genre or Cold To The Touch?

    Abigail (2024): Fresh New Blood In The Genre or Cold To The Touch?

    Ben & Rob take a bite of ‘Abigail’, the 2024 horror comedy from the directors of ‘Ready or Not’ Matt Bettinelli-Olpin and Tyler Gillett. When six criminals kidnap a young vampire, they swiftly become child’s prey rather than child predators. Starring Alisha Weir as the titular character alongside Melissa Barrera, Dan Stevens, Kathryn Newton, Will Catlett, Kevin Durand, Angus Cloud, and Giancarlo Esposito, ‘Abigail’ made a profit at the box office, reviewed well and caught Ben’s attention for it’s clear love of eighties B-Horror.
    But is this bite of a movie worth the chew on our show? Can Rob find anything in this film he can enjoy? And what’s the biggest animal our co-hosts could beat in a bare knuckle fight to the death?

    CONSUUUME to find out all this and much, much more!
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    • 1 hr 9 min
    Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire (2024): Stop Thinking And Just Have Fun Watching A Monkey Punch A Lizard

    Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire (2024): Stop Thinking And Just Have Fun Watching A Monkey Punch A Lizard

    Ben & Rob roar back to life as they revive The Legendary MonsterVerse series, with this year’s box-office kaiju ‘Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire’! Despite an awkward name and a lukewarm reception from critics, this movie is not only the second highest grossing film of the series but of the entire 2024 box-office! Starring Rebecca Hall, Brian Tyree Henry, Dan Stevens, Kaylee Hottle, Alex Ferns, and Fala Chen ‘Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire’ has an awkward name but a crystal clear mission statement: All Kaiju, All Of The Time.
    But with this many disparate entries in a now ten-year-old franchise, is this universe looking a little long in the carbon-fibre tooth? Does the movie live up to the romcom expectations we had last year when we covered every MonsterVerse movie ever? And have we finally solved the mystery of Kong’s gender?!

    CONSUUUME to find out all this and much, much more!
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    • 55 min
    Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire (2024): We Finish Covering Every Ghostbusters Movie Ever!!!

    Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire (2024): We Finish Covering Every Ghostbusters Movie Ever!!!

    Ben & Rob get cold feet on the finale of their series covering every Ghostbusters movie EVER, defrosting ‘Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire’, the 2024 Gil Kenan directed latest instalment in the franchise. Take a deep breath for the cast-list, as it features the talents of Paul Rudd, Carrie Coon, Finn Wolfhard, Mckenna Grace, Celeste O'Connor, Logan Kim, Bill Murray, Dan Aykroyd, Ernie Hudson, Annie Potts, William Atherton, Kumail Nanjiani, Patton Oswalt, Emily Alyn Lind, and James Acaster! Sound like too many people for one plot to support in a meaningful way? You bet it is!
    When the discovery of an ancient artefact unleashes an evil force, Ghostbusters new and old must join forces to protect their home and save the world from a second ice age. But despite making twice it’s budget in box office receipts, this film received a frosty reception from critics and a tepid welcome from much of the fanbase. Can Ben & Rob defrost this overstuffed freezer of a film, or is it best to leave the franchise where it belongs; behind the tupperware of old Lasagna that Aunt Ethel brought around when you had the flu? Is Winston Zeddemore the most inept CEO since Elon Musk? And can Ben ever forgive Gil Kenan for taking all the warmth out of his favourite franchise?
    CONSUUUME to find out all this and much, much more!
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    • 58 min
    Little Shop Of Horrors (1986): Have We Found Ben's Ultimate Film In A Gardening-Based Horror C0medy SciFi?!

    Little Shop Of Horrors (1986): Have We Found Ben's Ultimate Film In A Gardening-Based Horror C0medy SciFi?!

    In a surprise twist, Ben & Rob stop by the ‘Little Shop Of Horrors’, an incredibly fun remake of Roger Corman’s 1960 original horror comedy, with a musical twist! Starring Rick Moranis, Ellen Greene, Vincent Gardenia, Steve Martin, John Candy and Steve Martin, this animatronic wonder of eighties cinema tells a disturbing tail of space invaders, murder, love and horticultural horror with equal parts star power and catchy melody. With the sad news of Roger Corman’s untimely passing this month, we thought it best to revisit a movie SO packed with Ben’s special interests that it can’t help but put a smile on his face!
    But how did this movie create practical effects nearly unmatchable since it’s 1986 release? Why do both of our hosts have such deep and intense fear of dentists? And given the sheer depth of Ben’s gloom, is ANY movie capable of cheering him up this week?!
    CONSUUUME to find out all this and much, much more!
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    • 1 hr 1 min

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