Will it Roast? Christmas (twenty twenty) Tree‪!‬ Real Science Questions

I don't want a lot from science, 
there is just one thing I need,
I really care about the needles, growing on my Christmas tree,
I just want an episode, with a maximum bird roast
- we'll make your wish come true, all we need, dear listener, is you.
The usual breakdown of sections by time:
0:00:37 Christmas chit chat, featuring curling and shuffleboarding.
0:10:02 Christmas trees - what are they, how do we identify the different Christmas trees, how old can they get?
0:28:49 The story of Alec's Christmas tree, identifying what kind of tree you have.
0:42:13 Explaining our terrible choice and the History of the multi-bird roast
0:51:19 Maximum-bird roast calculation details
1:13:36 Maximum-bird roast results
1:23:21 The vegan alternative that sounds much better