Drudge Report Report Verrry Slowly.

1. The Obamas head to Africa! 2. Information for a dollar. 3. Sesame street parenting framework for retards. 4. WAR: American/Syrian proxy war. 5. School is a bitch. 6. Genes not to be patented. YAY! 7. I love white people. and more.

1. Scandal is a four letter word. 2. Hillary Clinton Twitter. 3. Syria. Turkey. Joke. 4. U.S. military gotta love Bam-dog. 5. Sue. Threat. Saudi. 6. Acupuncture is a tiger's best friend. 7. 1984 is 60% of 3306. and more.

1. Hilarious Hillary. 2. Politics is a dick joke n' a half. 3. Turkey: The dictator gone retard. 4. Lungs are overrated. 5. Hotel for a Motel. 6. Bullet train gains speed. 7. Israeli women are hot. and more.

1. Oklahoma tears a new one. 2. Apple avoiding taxes. But wait, is that a cute little dog I see!? 3. IRS accountability issues. 4. The Exorcist. 5. We must bomb Iraq for some reason. 6. Sex slaves are the new Sex slaves. 7. Cannes as troubled as Lindsay Lohan. and more.

1. Celebrities cry tonight! 2. Bacon you sexy thang. 3. Obama can't subtract. 4. Stockton Total War Zero. 5. Howard Stern is my role model. 6. Phily, you child molesting freak. 7. Food. Food. Starvation. and more.

1. President Obama: The Official Blame Game TM. 2. Pope Francis condemns himself. 3. Accessorize bitch. 4. Ammunition shortages rock fed. 5. What witness? 6. Venezuela toilet paper shortage. 7. Warren Buffet cries. and more.