Have Kids, They Said‪…‬ SiriusXM

It is officially summertime and Nicole and Rich are glowing! This heat has proven to us that there are some comforts worth paying for, like that enormous electric bill for a cool cool AC. Justin Timberlake was pulled over and identified as the Trolls movie star and Nicole could not get past it! Rich asks what some non-negotiables in a partner are and while he doesn’t care for someone who asks their family for everything, Nicole won’t date a sober bro. And Nicole was today years old when Rich taught her what an Adios Motherf**ker cocktail is.

Rich is trying to look trim and is wondering, can he get shmexy within 2 weeks? After realizing that sex and work are the same thing because all people want afterwards is positive reinforcement, we wonder does it even count if no one validates us? Nicole is officially at war with silly black putty like most parents. Nicole and Rich bond over their love for packed schedules this summer, keeping their word, and gifts that turned out accidental goofs!

Inside Out 2 is crushing it at the box office while bringing Nicole to tears. Rich shares his WET buttery popcorn secret—nothing like what you get at the store. Most parents worry about their kids getting bullied by puberty-riddled tweens, but Rich shares the mantra he shares with his kids. Special guest: Nicole’s husband Matt gives his hot take on Bill Belichick and his new 24-year-old girlfriend, and a mom pokes holes in her daughter's condoms.

Exclusive to Have Kids, They Said Podcast: Rich finds out the (non at all scientific) SEVEN Questions You Should Ask Your Soulmate and puts Nicole to the test. We then talk about our perfect Starbucks order (and the coffee with the longest title, can you guess?), how there are way too many parties in the park (and whose kid is crashing them all) at the same time, and why we don’t let grandma mind the kids. PLUS, Nicole gets recognized on the subway but (you guessed it) her daughter finds it cringe.

Nicole & Rich are feeling a little OK, Boomer today with everyone showing up with a sigma and rizz, no cap. We get real stuck into JLo and Ben's relationship, why Bad Boys is killin’ it at the box office and how to be the better person through a divorce for the kids. Meanwhile, Rich finds out what graduation ceremonies are like these days (no whooping or hollering!) and Nicole wonders, do the curtains match the drapes when it comes to old men in Hollywood dyeing their silvers.

Today, Nicole and Rich are in their bikini/mankini and looking for some good quality 1:1 time with the kids, but not too much time with the neighbors (why can’t they get the hint to clear out?!) who love Nicole’s Live Laugh Love home decor (JK!). We hear what makes Nicole’s daughter ‘cringe’ and if Rich is the topic of Nicole’s therapy. We also meet Major Buddy!