7 episodes

The world is painfully serious; and sometimes just painful. Sisters Kaylee and Jordyn make it through with a little bit of cynicism, a splash of realness, and a whole lot of laughter. Weather having a heart-to-heart or engaging in conversations that make their parents (who most definitely listen to this podcast) cringe, Kaylee and Jordyn always bring the humor! If you've always wanted to hang with your cool older sisters who give questionable advice, you've come to the right place. Sarcasm really does make the heart grow fonder—that's how the phrase goes, right? 

Hopeless Sarcastics Kaylee & Jordyn

    • Comedy

The world is painfully serious; and sometimes just painful. Sisters Kaylee and Jordyn make it through with a little bit of cynicism, a splash of realness, and a whole lot of laughter. Weather having a heart-to-heart or engaging in conversations that make their parents (who most definitely listen to this podcast) cringe, Kaylee and Jordyn always bring the humor! If you've always wanted to hang with your cool older sisters who give questionable advice, you've come to the right place. Sarcasm really does make the heart grow fonder—that's how the phrase goes, right? 

    All of the Gays and a Strip Club for Horses

    All of the Gays and a Strip Club for Horses

    This week, Jordyn, Kaylee, and special guest, Zach discuss the ways that different family upbringings impact who we are. Tune in for a pack of coyotes, the bliss of sheltered suburbia, and a TINY little bit of trauma. 

    • 52 min
    Friends Are Like Dino Nuggets

    Friends Are Like Dino Nuggets

    Navigating friendships as an adult can be humbling. This week, Kaylee and Jordyn reminisce on past friendships and discuss how high-quality adult friendships seem more difficult to come by but so worth the wait. 

    • 45 min
    Maybe You're Just Stupid

    Maybe You're Just Stupid

    This week, Jordyn and Kaylee discuss the honors-student-to-depressed-adult pipeline and the long-term effects of perfectionism.  How does habitual over-achieving and pedestaling elementary school children translate to adulthood, you may ask? Well, spoiler: The duo don't give gifted programs an A+!

    • 51 min
    Mercury's in Ravioli

    Mercury's in Ravioli

    It's not the vibe...STOP! 2022 better get its act together soon or we will have some words. This week, Kaylee and Jordyn discuss the chaotic energy surrounding the last month and how they are attempting to move into the new year with some semblance of positivity. 

    • 52 min
    Inspire Me, Dammit!

    Inspire Me, Dammit!

    Not to be a downer but 2021 felt like a personal attack. Today, Jordyn and Kaylee are reflecting on the year and the past few seasons of feeling a little off. It's not all bad, though! Join the Hopeless Sarcastics crew as we discuss the unexpected things that inspire us and keep us positive and motivated. There WILL be laughs, the occasional tangent, and a HopeFUL Sarcastic spin on resolution season! 

    Reproductive Rights Resources: 
    https://www.aclu.org/other/keep-marching-what-you-can-do-protect-reproductive-freedom#:~:text=1.,resource%20on%20reproductive%20rights%20issues.

    https://www.aauw.org/resources/policy/position-repro/

    Where to Donate: 
    https://www.prochoiceamerica.org/
    https://nymag.com/strategist/2021/09/texas-abortion-ban-2021-where-to-donate.html

    • 46 min
    Pandemic Woes

    Pandemic Woes

    Did the pandemic leave us feeling optimistic about the future of humanity? Probably not. Today, Kaylee and Jordyn discuss takeaways from one of the most notable historic events of our lifetime and how it's changed them. 

    • 36 min

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