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Can romance thrive when worlds collide? Join Shana and Dylan as they discover whether lovers (and potential serial killers? The jury is still out) from opposite ends of the social strata struggle to make their love work in Jane Donnelly's 1982 novel, "A Man Apart". Can Libby Mason, girl detective, sleuth out a way to win Adam's heart? What about Adam's terrifying murder shack brings all the girls to the yard? Will anyone emerge from the book's potentially incestuous love triangle unscathed?

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We're back in more familiar lands this week with a rootin' tootin' bad guy shootin' good time in "Hitched to the Gunslinger" by Michelle McLean! Join Shana and Dylan as they roll like tumbleweeds through this thoroughly ridiculous and thoroughly enjoyable Old West romantic romp. Can Jason Sunshine the boy wonder be trusted, or will the evil deeds Dylan is convinced he's concocting come to fruition? Can two at best average and at worst ugly folks find love in the rough and tumble tumult of the Old West? Is it ever advisable to bring a tea kettle to a gunfight? Find out all of this and more in what may very well be the first book with the Horny Housewives Book Club Seal of Approval!

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Anything can happen on Halloween, even a brand new Horny Housewives Book Club! Join your hosts Dylan and Shana as they deep dive into the steamy, salacious, and skin-crawlingly cringe-worthy world of romance novels. Let's send the kids to Grandmas, pop a bottle of rosé, and get two knuckles deep into some sizzling romance (creator note: romance is not present in this atrocity).

It's the spooky season, and we're taking a deeply unpleasant look into the centuries-old battle between the Lore, the Lykae, and the Valkyries with "A Hunger Like No Other", Book 1 of Kressley Cole's dark fantasy "romance" trilogy. Is smelling a person a reliable way to determine your soulmate? How does a 1,200-year-old incel understand the finer points of online shopping, but doesn't know how to drive a car? Is there anything even remotely resembling consent in the book (spoiler: no)? Buckle up, club. This one is a doozy.

As I Figure - Latinesque by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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Welcome back to the Horny Housewives Book Club! Join your hosts Dylan and Shana as they deep dive into the steamy, salacious, and skin-crawlingly cringe-worthy world of romance novels. Let's send the kids to Grandmas, pop a bottle of rosé, and get two knuckles deep into some sizzling romance.

For our second episode, we're headed back to Long Valley, Idaho to see if love can blossom in the midst of foreclosure in the first of Erin Wright's Long Valley romance series, Accounting for Love. Is the bank really out to get our rough and tumble hero, Stetson? Can his debt to the bank (and the cow mafia) be repaid in time? Is anyone in this entire valley a healthy, well-adjusted human being? Find out all of this and more in this week's episode.

As I Figure - Latinesque by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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Welcome to the first meeting of the Horny Housewives Book Club! Join your hosts Dylan and Shana as they deep dive into the steamy, salacious, and skin-crawlingly cringe-worthy world of romance novels. Let's send the kids to Grandmas, pop a bottle of rosé, and get two knuckles deep into some sizzling romance.

In this inaugural episode, we read and review author Erin Wright's 2017 Christmastime calamity, Blizzard of Love. Can love bloom in the midst of a cataclysmic winter storm? Is getting caught with your pants down really a recipe for romance? Is "fattening up nicely" EVER an acceptable way to describe a pregnant woman? Find out all of this and more in this week's episode.

As I Figure - Latinesque by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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