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The Betchelor is a Bachelor recap podcast presented by Kay Brown and Chris Burns of Betches Media.. This weekly podcast follows the latest episodes and makes fun of all the ridiculous things the contestants say and do – because honestly, why else watch the show if not for the commentary? For more info check out weekly recaps from Bachelor alums at Betches.com or their Instagram, @betchelorpodcast.

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The Betchelor is a Bachelor recap podcast presented by Kay Brown and Chris Burns of Betches Media.. This weekly podcast follows the latest episodes and makes fun of all the ridiculous things the contestants say and do – because honestly, why else watch the show if not for the commentary? For more info check out weekly recaps from Bachelor alums at Betches.com or their Instagram, @betchelorpodcast.

    LET THEM EAT CAKE

    LET THEM EAT CAKE

    Kay and Chris are thrilled to announce the permanent addition of Jared Freid to the podcast, and start with a recap of this week’s episode of The Bachelor. They begin with Bri’s one-on-one hot tub date and Matt chopping wood without a shirt (and maybe no underwear). BTW, is Matt James the hottest Bachelor ever? Then they dive into Victoria getting into an epic fight with… everyone on the show. Next, they discuss this week’s group date (why does every group date involve getting dirty?), Sarah’s airplane ride, and the cliffhanger rose ceremony. Then they hand out some awards for the week, including their list of ‘Fantasy Suities’ featuring their top 3 contestants, some Would You Rather questions, and this week’s Biggest Villain. Finally, Jared closes things out with his biggest takeaway of the episode, and they hand out a rose to the person they each think came out on top in week 2.

    • 58 min
    Bachelor Premiere: The Queen’s Dildo Ft. Jared Freid

    Bachelor Premiere: The Queen’s Dildo Ft. Jared Freid

    To help recap the premiere of Matt James’s season of The Bachelor, Kay and Chris are joined by Jared Freid of the U Up? podcast. They start with their immediate reactions to the first episode (did the dildo deserve all that screen time?) and tell us which contestants were actually memorable enough to get mentioned by name. Next, they run through the limo introductions (and in some cases truck intros) and Kay reveals which girl was inspired by The Betchelor to audition for the show. Later, they discuss this season’s setting, the inclusion of a 21-year-old, and who they liked best. Finally, they speculate about more girls joining the show in future episodes and where things go from here.

    • 51 min
    The Winner Takes It All

    The Winner Takes It All

    Kay and Chris return to recap the most unorthodox “Bachelorette” finale of all time. They begin by breaking down the world’s longest kiss on the franchise's most boring fantasy suite episode ever. Next they talk about Brendan’s odd ring shopping date with Neil who he was clearly discovering for the first time ever. Later they discuss how weird it was for Rachel Lindsey to show up unannounced. Finally they discuss how the show’s rules about eliminating contestants seems to have completely changed while none of us were paying attention.

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    • 41 min
    Hometowns: Roses, Sweat, & Tears

    Hometowns: Roses, Sweat, & Tears

    Kay and Chris return for a super sized recap covering hometown visits and the men tell all. They begin by discussing whether or not Tayshia is the realest Bachelorette in history after she makes no effort to conceal her lack of sexual chemistry with Blake. Next they breakdown the “Men Tell All” and whether or not this year’s had less drama than usual. Later they talk about the ionic flashback that exposed Blake’s boner date with Tayshia. Finally they give their opinions on the hometown dates, including Zac’s disastrous attempt to hail a cab in the streets of New York City.

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    • 49 min
    Tayshia Blink Twice If You Need Help

    Tayshia Blink Twice If You Need Help

    This week Kay and Chris are back to recap a drama-filled episode of Tayshia’s “Bachelorette” season. They begin by trying to explain Bennett’s complete 180 from quirky fan favorite to frightening weirdo as Tayshia tries--unsuccessfully--to send him home. Next, they give their thoughts on the bizarre lie detector group date and how difficult it is to lie about your own name. Later, they discuss another huge moment for the franchise as Ben reveals his mental health struggles on national television. Finally, they decide if Tyler Cameron's thirst to be bachelor is starting to reveal itself.

    • 37 min
    Bennett is the American Psycho

    Bennett is the American Psycho

    This week Kay and Chris are joined by hosts of the “I Don’t Get It” podcast, Ashley I. and Naz Perez for a recap of an episode from a seemingly short season for Tayshia. They begin by discussing how contestants are encouraged not to eat on camera after putting a massive spread in front of Tayshia and the men that went untouched. Next, they talk about Bennett’s evolution from a hilarious and self aware fan favorite to a full fledged American psycho. Later, they react to Ben revealing on national TV that he had an eating disorder and the importance of the moment overall for ABC. Finally, they breakdown how quickly Tayshia’s season is moving and how the rose ceremony seems to be a forgotten thing of the past.

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    • 50 min

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