Brother Date Judah and Matthew Nielsen

Repression | Rightful Heir | Tears of the Prophets
It's the high holidays, everybody. Pagh tem far Btanay, Peldor joi, and Torva luk do shell to everybody who is embracing the primordial darkness, filled with gratitude, or eternally waiting for Kahless the lil' Bowling Ball.
Brother Date! Preach and amen!

Suspicions | The Sound of Her Voice | Drive
This week, we finally learn what the Star Trek writers think of scientists after these cagey bastards have kept it all a secret for so long. Also, is therapy actually bad for you? And finally, some dating advice if your boyfriend sucks but everybody just puts up with it.
Brother Date! Turn us up 97GHz and party!

Time's Orphan | Imperfections | Frame of Mind
I bet the Relva VII School for the Recently Portaled is pretty nice. Maybe not as nice as the Little Weapons of the Cosmos club that the Borg babies get to join this week, but probably nicer than the Therapy Center for Starfleet Fantasy and Stabbing Urges that Riker visited.
Brother Date! Join now and get fitted for a flashy "forest-print Marissa" under-the-boots number.

Unimatrix Zero Pt. 2 | The Chase | Profit and Lace
Somebody do a chest x-ray on B'Elanna Torres and see what she's got in there because I hear barking! Judah tells us his favorite Fromis_9 song. Some sad drunk tells Quark, "I want to kiss you."
Brother Date! In the future people will give us too much credit for things we absolutely never intended to say or mean!

Lessons | Unimatrix Zero Pt. 1 | Valiant
This week, Picard finally realizes he has some emotional stuff to deal wi--DID YOU SEE HIS HANDS!? Did you see his preposterous hands at that weird angle when he was playing the flute? LOL! Oh man... that was incredible.
Also, Chako spoils the whole summer and Nog has so many powerful delusions. That's Star Trek for you.
Brother Date! Red Squad! Red Squad! Red Squad! 

The Reckoning | My Starship | The Haunting of Deck 12
How many of DS9's residents and visitors have had powerful orb experiences? Why isn't the name of this week's TNG, "Saddle Mine"? Has Voyager finally found a home for Ray (plural)?
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