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Mules, clowns, and elder copulation (the most gentile way I could think to write it.) Geezers bonin'. There you go.

A high clown detonates a poop bomb in his neighbor's car, a stupid clown tries to stuff his drawers with steak, and a stuffed clown scares the stuffing out of someone.

This episode is so hot you'll have a neverending boner, your toilet will explode, and then we'll send you an exorbitant fine.

E.T. insurance phones home, one man's severed penis is now a bone alone, and delivery person behavior you won't condone and disown.

Alligators get past their would-be captors, a Georgia family passes on a marijuana cake, and passed gas leads to jailtime.

A crappy way to clog a toilet, a crappy way to treat your bridesmaids, and a crappy pool leads to a lot of crap.