39 min
Jurassic World (2015) Bill Reads Bad Reviews
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- Film Reviews
Y'all, it's 2015. Surely opening up a theme park on an island in Central America that features real dinosaurs can finally be safe. I mean, we all learned our lesson from what happened back in 1993, right? WRONG. Welcome to Jurassic World! After cooking up a brand new attraction in the lab, courtesy of our favorite Dino Geneticist Dr. Henry Wu, things take a turn for the worse. All I can say is bad decision after bad decision leads to the asset finding its way out of containment and into the park. Honestly, the funniest thing is that its never even the dinosaurs' fault that they always keep getting out. It's these freaking people, man! 22 years after the events of the original park, they managed to reopen on the same island, change park to world, rebrand the original logo and open it up to the public. I remember people going absolutely bananas when it was announced that this franchise would be getting revived - including me! If you're new around here, you have to know that Jurassic Park is probably my favorite movie of all time. So, naturally, I was not only excited to see dinosaurs on the big screen again under the classic, Spielberg-esque moniker of "Jurassic," but also to see just where in the dino-creating, egg hatching, dino dung digging world they would go with this one. Can Claire and Owen rescue her nephews, stop InGen's dastardly plans and send these bad reviewers back to containment? Tune in to find out!
If you enjoyed the episode, please rate and share! It goes such a long way and I am so grateful for all of the support. And hey, if you do leave a review of the show, you will be featured as well! How neat is that? Also, be sure to give my official Ko-Fi page a gander. There you can get access to all kinds of cool perks and prizes like choosing which movie I cover next. Link down below! You can also find me filling the world with more #BRBR insanity on Insta @billreadsbadreviews and Twitter @BRBR_Bill. Stay awesome.
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Y'all, it's 2015. Surely opening up a theme park on an island in Central America that features real dinosaurs can finally be safe. I mean, we all learned our lesson from what happened back in 1993, right? WRONG. Welcome to Jurassic World! After cooking up a brand new attraction in the lab, courtesy of our favorite Dino Geneticist Dr. Henry Wu, things take a turn for the worse. All I can say is bad decision after bad decision leads to the asset finding its way out of containment and into the park. Honestly, the funniest thing is that its never even the dinosaurs' fault that they always keep getting out. It's these freaking people, man! 22 years after the events of the original park, they managed to reopen on the same island, change park to world, rebrand the original logo and open it up to the public. I remember people going absolutely bananas when it was announced that this franchise would be getting revived - including me! If you're new around here, you have to know that Jurassic Park is probably my favorite movie of all time. So, naturally, I was not only excited to see dinosaurs on the big screen again under the classic, Spielberg-esque moniker of "Jurassic," but also to see just where in the dino-creating, egg hatching, dino dung digging world they would go with this one. Can Claire and Owen rescue her nephews, stop InGen's dastardly plans and send these bad reviewers back to containment? Tune in to find out!
If you enjoyed the episode, please rate and share! It goes such a long way and I am so grateful for all of the support. And hey, if you do leave a review of the show, you will be featured as well! How neat is that? Also, be sure to give my official Ko-Fi page a gander. There you can get access to all kinds of cool perks and prizes like choosing which movie I cover next. Link down below! You can also find me filling the world with more #BRBR insanity on Insta @billreadsbadreviews and Twitter @BRBR_Bill. Stay awesome.
Support BRBR on Ko-Fi: https://ko-fi.com/billreadsbadreviews
39 min