There's No M. Evans of That, Oh Boy‪!‬ I Read the News Today, Oh Boy!

In the before times in a distant land, there was a sea cook who had a Simpsons obsession. He was endlessly attractive, and all of his neighbors vowed to marry him. One day the sea cook went further out upon his sea tractor than ever before, and he found himself face to face with the enormous member of a giant. He bobbed and he weaved to avoid the thrashing of the giant's club, The Phallus to Mock His Puritanism. The sea cook sent a telegraph back to his many fiancés just before - SLAM - his sea tractor was crushed by the giant's club. Back on shore, his betrotheds read his final message: "Party God, Wayne. Potty Guard, Garth."
In this episode, we are looking toward the lighter side. Things that will not be discussed: the difference between telegraphs and telegrams, the first two presidential campaigns of Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino, and the current status of the COVID-19 outbreak. So sit back, relax, and take in some facts.
Recorded on 03/22/2020
Email: newsohboy@gmail.com
Twitter: @newsohboy