18 min
100 Calorie Packs Grumble Goat
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The era of Globalization has created a utopian society of plenty. Water comes right out of the walls and temperatures are controlled by a dial. The phone in your pocket can summon a stranger bringing food right to your front door. Unfortunately, our bodies were designed by the harsh realities of evolution in an era of survival long since conquered. Yet still, more food means larger people. And when humanity’s health is on the line, we must all come together and attack the scourge at it’s source! We will dismantle the instrial-aggro machine that produces an excess of ultra-processed foods full of toxic refined sugars decimating our livelihoods… but first, a snack. How about a sensible, low-calorie, tiny bag of processed garbage to satisfy our insatiable need for unlimited sugar! Who’s been a good boy? That’s right, you’ve been a good little consumer! Grab a little treat with Mat and Veronique as we pretend to diet while gorging processed food, now in smaller 100 Calorie Packs!
*Grumbles are specifically off-the-cuff, no research went into this grumble.
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Support the show and become a Grumble Kid! Patreon.com/GrumbleGoat
Join the adventure in Mat’s novel!!! Amazon | Audible
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For more information or to share: GrumbleGoatPodcast.com
Grumble Goat on Instagram | Facebook | TikTok
Follow your hosts: Mat | Veronique
The era of Globalization has created a utopian society of plenty. Water comes right out of the walls and temperatures are controlled by a dial. The phone in your pocket can summon a stranger bringing food right to your front door. Unfortunately, our bodies were designed by the harsh realities of evolution in an era of survival long since conquered. Yet still, more food means larger people. And when humanity’s health is on the line, we must all come together and attack the scourge at it’s source! We will dismantle the instrial-aggro machine that produces an excess of ultra-processed foods full of toxic refined sugars decimating our livelihoods… but first, a snack. How about a sensible, low-calorie, tiny bag of processed garbage to satisfy our insatiable need for unlimited sugar! Who’s been a good boy? That’s right, you’ve been a good little consumer! Grab a little treat with Mat and Veronique as we pretend to diet while gorging processed food, now in smaller 100 Calorie Packs!
*Grumbles are specifically off-the-cuff, no research went into this grumble.
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Support the show and become a Grumble Kid! Patreon.com/GrumbleGoat
Join the adventure in Mat’s novel!!! Amazon | Audible
____________________
For more information or to share: GrumbleGoatPodcast.com
Grumble Goat on Instagram | Facebook | TikTok
Follow your hosts: Mat | Veronique
18 min