35 episodes

"Fascism threatens humanity. We are the resistance. The time has come for each of us to finally STAND UP and be counted."
- Anonymous
2 totally cool white guys who dare to fight the power. Listen as they GO FOR WOKE!

2 WOKE 2 F. PAT DIXON

    • Comedy

"Fascism threatens humanity. We are the resistance. The time has come for each of us to finally STAND UP and be counted."
- Anonymous
2 totally cool white guys who dare to fight the power. Listen as they GO FOR WOKE!

    MEAT 2 MEAT - take 2

    MEAT 2 MEAT - take 2

    2w2F - ARE YOU WOKE YET?
    ARE YOU TOO WOKE?
    CAN U B 2 WOKE?
    CAN I C U P?

    • 50 min
    TURTH 2 POWER

    TURTH 2 POWER

    "Donald J. T---p, thy name is violence."
    He is, just as our esteemed Congressman Nadler boldly and fearlessly stated, a dictator. And Nadler KNOWS taters, mm-kay?
    As the era of violence, racism, sexism, fear and murder of democracy, time-honored norms and vital protocols of policy both foreign and domestic comes to a long-awaited close, we offer a few creative solutions to fuel your personal revolution. Please put them into practice post haste.
    We are the RESISTANCE. We are the IRRESISTIBLE FORCE, AAANNND THE IMMOVABLE OBJECT. We embody counterbalanced superlatives, oxymoronic extremes and off-setting penalties. The streets are ours. Why won't they give them to us? Think about it carefully, then go off half-cocked. And get your MIND right.
     

    • 45 min
    2W2F - FROSTY SNOW

    2W2F - FROSTY SNOW

    FROSTY SNOW

    • 46 min
    Qasem & Qassim

    Qasem & Qassim

    We. Are. At. War.
    I don't think there are four more alarming words. Except maybe...
    Four. More. Years. Of.
    Okay, I didn't fully think that out, but if I didn't think you could finish the sentence, I would've definitely backspaced and thought of another thing. Which means, four words that you might find more alarming than you realize:
    I. Believe. In. YOU.
    So? Yeah? Right number of words AND an affirmative message. What's scary about me believing in you? Well....
    I. Have. No. Idea.
    How should I know, it's YOUR pathology or neurosis or whatever, I don't even KNOW who you are. Still, I believe in you.
    When Qasem and I started Qasem and Qassim, no one believed in us. Not even our own mothers. In fact, you might say, ESPECIALLY our own mothers. Still, we dedicate our first song of protest and resistance to mothers. Not OUR mothers, obvi, but just mothers and to all the motherless children who don't know how good they have it.
    Too. Woke. To. Fffff.

    • 49 min
    Foresight is 2020

    Foresight is 2020

    The first show released in 2020 happens to be the LAST show recorded in 2019. That's because this show takes a minute to process, and we appreciate your interest, patience and engagement.
    thanks to fans who, like us, oppose Trump so much that you've gone way past Trump Derangement Syndrome and landed on PARTY MANIA fueled by anger and lack of facts.
    Our practice is to barely follow the news, and we KNOW that we are BETTER informed for it. As long as 45 is at the wheel, up is down, down is also down and ALL rights are lost.

    • 54 min
    2 NON-BLONDES, 2W2F

    2 NON-BLONDES, 2W2F

    We've been celebrating this entire month as the walls have continued to close in on 45. The IMPEACHMENT has been beautiful in every way. We've treasured every single moment, although, tbh, I missed most of it. I did get to see the incredible testimony of 3 of the professors who provided irrefutable evidence that the president had committed crimes here. It's like, what does it take for you people to grasp this concept... Your President is CORRUPT. Now, pull on your bigboy panties, get him out of the White House and, finally, let's move on. Witness after witness has testified to the effect that, Yes, there was quid pro quo. These things are understood between the parties involved, and, duh, are seldom actually stated point blank. Yes, there was bribery. This isn't too hard to understand, Trump had something of value which he offered for the right/wrong behavior. Done deal, right? How much proof do you need? The Republican Congressmen who defended Trump... I almost feel sorry for them. Is it possible to be, you know, in Congress and NOT understand, like, the law? But no. They're just doing what they're told, because, in the end, Republicans are always a pack beast. They attack in a pack, they think with their leaders' brains, they don't excel at critical thinking. And that's kinda why, in this moment, Nancy can't turn this solid and painstakingly built case over to the dipshits in the Senate. But she'll get the trial she wants out of them, she'll make sure the Senate trial is not only more than fair to Trump, but fair for the American people, who have endured the chaos of this presidency and now deserve to see it definitively end. Forever. And to know that the bad man will never bother them again.

    • 54 min

Customer Reviews

Baxwar777 ,

Top tier satire

Pat and Seth are the dynamic duo.

zen2theten ,

Brilliant

Hilarious. Ironic. Brilliant!

richmuk1987 ,

giving hope to the hopeless

469 days left .A wonderful podcast giving you the truth

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