112 episodes

A couple talking like no one's listening - Food, money, sex, neighborhood gossip, parenting, love of Costco, medical mishaps, relationship advice, therapy and bathroom etiquette and more! Formerly known as Totally Married, join Andy Rosen and Elizabeth Laime in this unfiltered marriage podcast touted as “A show about nothing that I can’t get enough of”, “The only podcast that makes me laugh so hard I have to pull over,” and “Binge-worthy audio comfort-food but don’t recommend listening in public.”

Nobody's Listening, Right‪?‬ Elizabeth Laime and Andy Rosen

    • Society & Culture
    • 4.7 • 2.2K Ratings

A couple talking like no one's listening - Food, money, sex, neighborhood gossip, parenting, love of Costco, medical mishaps, relationship advice, therapy and bathroom etiquette and more! Formerly known as Totally Married, join Andy Rosen and Elizabeth Laime in this unfiltered marriage podcast touted as “A show about nothing that I can’t get enough of”, “The only podcast that makes me laugh so hard I have to pull over,” and “Binge-worthy audio comfort-food but don’t recommend listening in public.”

    TV Time!

    TV Time!

    The Nobodies delivered tremendous TV recommendations and now we are astonished by Ricky Martin’s physique, horrified by The Subway Guy, pondering reincarnation, and adoring Robert Herjavec. We also chat about a no tipping policy, mirror images of yourself and much more… It's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right?
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    00:00 Intro
    01:02 Ricky Martin Palm Royale 1
    1:39 Subway Guy Documentary
    18:59 Surviving Death Documentary
    20:05 Do Women Have Prostates?
    20:54 Reincarnation
    32:04 Crushing on Robert Herjavec
    41:59 No Tip Necessary
    49:43 Birthday Menu Time

    • 1 hr 1 min
    Off The Rails

    Off The Rails

    This week’s episode is full of prayers, heavenly hailstorms, nosey dogs, naughty cars, Fig Newtons, and much more… It's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right?
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    00:00 Intro
    02:21 Prayer Etiquette
    05:59 preroll: BEIS
    06:26 A trip to the ER
    17:44 Tsk Tsk Tesla
    18:41 Nose in the Baguette
    21:28 midroll: Beis
    23:40 Fig Newtons
    28:54 Volvo Lift Gate Drama
    35:54 Sometimes You have to be a Squeaky Wheel
    38:15 A Heavenly Hailstorm?

    • 54 min
    110 - Donut Man Andy

    110 - Donut Man Andy

    A late night flee from a snow storm, how stress can carry over, what low pressure job Andy would want, a suburban mom fantasy, Elizabeth’s new attitude towards rejection, how to correctly pronounce food brands that we usually get wrong, love for growing things and a Sophie’s choice between a Duolingo streak and bonsai trees… It's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right?
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    00:00 Intro
    02:50 Is It Birthday Anxiety?
    05:47 The Storm
    16:45 Dealing With Disappointment
    24:00 Post Rehab Job
    33:17 Magic Carpet Ride
    39:38 We need TV recommendations
    41:29 Hard To Pronounce Food Brands
    46:28 Studio Plant
    48:37 Bonsai Tree
    50:55 Duolingo Vs Bonsai

    • 58 min
    Soy Boy

    Soy Boy

    One real life changing skill being nachos, soy boys versus lil B’s, superstitions going haywire, how stress affects sex, body positivity, and an awkward intersection interaction… It's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right?
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    00:00 Intro
    11:27 What is a soy boy?
    19:52 Stress and Sex
    35:01 Lost Ladybug
    43:46 Easter Magic
    53:45 School Traffic Drama

    • 1 hr 2 min
    Chex Mix Bitch

    Chex Mix Bitch

    The Four Agreements, Rogue Post-It Notes, Love On The Spectrum, First I Love You’s, Chex Mix and Easter baskets… It's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right?
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    00:00  Intro
    04:43  Elizabeth's Voice Over Career
    10:42  The Four Agreements
    16:34  Let Them
    32:12  Wild Animal Pens
    40:40  Love On The Spectrum
    46:08  First I Love You
    47:43  Chex Mix Bitch

    • 55 min
    Private Browsers

    Private Browsers

    Be careful with private browsers! This week we chat about: A lost persons case red herring, puritanical upbringing, we all have the same parts, Animal Penises, Norton Simon coincidence, healthy relationships with creativity, and a phrase Elizabeth adopted that Andy can’t tolerate… It's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right?
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    00:00 Intro
    04:41 Do People Change?
    09:03 Come As You Are Book
    13:20 Gonads, Ovaries and Testes
    15:27 Animal Privates
    38:53 Norton Simon
    41:11 creativity
    50:21 Good News
    51:34 Rolling Calls

    • 58 min

Customer Reviews

4.7 out of 5
2.2K Ratings

2.2K Ratings

Britt in St. Paul ,

Saint Monica? More like Devil Monica

I curse Saint Monica for encouraging me to listen to this podcast because now I AM OBSESSED with Elizabeth and Andy. I used to get excited about Armchair Expert episodes dropping but now it’s NLR that’s got me looking forward to Wednesdays. I’m also listening to all of the previous episodes at 1.25 speed so I can get caught up. Elizabeth and Andy - I love you two! Thanks for putting this podcast (and yourselves) out there; your conversations and laughter are life changing in ways you don’t even know.

kayykenzz ,

Title? Idk

This is my favorite podcast of all-time, and I have truly ran the gamut of podcasts. Weirdly enough you all have opened my eyes to the need for my husband and I to have nightly talks after putting our kids to bed. It has helped our relationship so much. You each are hilarious and I am so glad to have found you all!

pzuiker ,

Jim and Pam Halpert in real life

Every time I listen to your podcast I think I am listening to Jim and Pam Halpert from The Office. I adore you both and really love listening to you. Keep them coming please.

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