5. The Jake & John Hair Bleaching Special

Recorded live from Dixie's bathroom. Just when you thought that our episodes were starting to sound halfway decent, we go and throw in an especially-echoey bathroom setting, plus a fan we have on in the background for half the episode, and a heaping helping of Jake's nose whistling on top of THAT. Don't worry though, I spent $700 I don't have on more p-casting equipment. Which means it will only be a matter of time before we have our own NPR segment.

Music - Dixie's Picks

Intro: Ramblin' Fever - Merle Haggard

Outro: Never Been to Spain - Elvis Presley