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Cheat on the news with Hard Factor. Satirical daily news podcast, not hyper-polarizing and depressing like all the others. Drops at Midnight Eastern, 5 Days a Week, 24/7/365. Follow the pod on social @HardFactorNews. Hosts: @hardfactorMark @hardfactorPat @hardfactorWes @hardfactorWill.
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Joe Biden Claims His Uncle Was Eaten By Cannibals!? | 4.18.24
On today’s show
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(00:00:30) Teasers!
(00:02:36 ) 'Uncle, are you listening?' Brazilian woman arrested after brazenly wheeling elderly man's corpse into bank to co-sign a loan for her
(00:09:51) Biden suggests his uncle was eaten by 'cannibals' in New Guinea during WWII — but the military says his plane was lost at sea
(00:17:29) Sextortion: The disturbing extortion scam targeting teen boys online
(00:23:43) Scientist share world's first 'conversation' between humans and whales - and say it's the first step to understanding aliens
(00:29:21 ) Dubai flooding: Dramatic photos after UAE sees heaviest rainfall in 75 years
(00:36:37) Uber driver shot and killed by 81-year-old Ohio man after both received scam calls, police say -
US Congress Catches China Incentivizing fentanyl exports | 4.17.24
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(00:00:00 - 00:03:25) Teasers!
(00:03:26 - 00:08:57) US committee finds China is subsidizing American fentanyl crisis
(00:08:58 - 00:16:22) Retired chiropractor ‘killed Elvis impersonator by chloroforming him more than once during sex’
(00:18:30 - 00:20:19) Why we’re not doing YouTube lives anymore
(00:20:20 - 00:28:51) Vikings may have practiced an ancient form of plastic surgery 1,000 years ago, study suggests
(00:28:52 - 00:32:29) Update: OJ Simpson lawyer reverses decision on suit payout to families of Nicole Brown, Ron Goldman
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50 Jurors Dismissed As Trump's Hush Money Trial Kicks Off! | 4.16.24
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Pornstars cash in during Spring Break in Cancun, a mother leaves her children home alone while she goes on a cruise, wearable chairs, President Trump's criminal trial is underway & much more
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(00:00:30) Teasers!
(00:04:58) Trump hush money trial: Day 1 wraps up with 50 jurors dismissed over impartiality, judge denies him from attending Barron Trump’s graduation
(00:18:54) Houston, Texas hospital halts liver and kidney transplants after surgeon Steve Bynon is accused of manipulating medical records to deny patients liver transplants
(00:25:08) Texas mom arrested after leaving young kids, 6 and 8, home alone for nearly a week while she vacationed on a cruise
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(00:28:51) Onlyfans star makes $250,000 sleeping with 122 college students in 3 weeks in Cancún, Mexico
(00:36:26) $2,000 ‘wearable chairs’ made for people working long shifts just dropped
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WW3?: Iran attacks Israel | 4.15.24
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Timestamps:
(00:00:00) Teasers! 🪖
(00:04:04) RIP Dr. Michael Cassidy 🙏
Top Headlines From The Weekend:
(00:05:56) WW3?: Iran attacks Israel
(00:13:18) Suspect among six dead in Australian stabbing spree at busy shopping center: police
(00:14:16) 76ers' statue for Allen Iverson draws jokes, outrage due to misunderstanding: 'That was disrespectful'
(00:17:54) Nobody likes a great ideas flopping
Great Ideas Gone Wrong
(00:22:29) 'End of the Line': Saudis scale back ambition for $1.5 Trillion Desert Project Neom by 98.6%
(00:27:27) Female Yu-Gi-Oh player quits tournament because opponents smelled horrible
(00:37:49) Brazil: Doctor 'warns influencer and her friends they may have to have their toes amputated' after standing in a bucket of ice and salt for ‘online challenge'
(00:40:47) Oklahoma Family accidentally buys 9-year-old son a pregnant pet octopus which gave birth to 50 babies, leading to thousands of dollars on food supplies and water damage repairs
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OJ Simpson Riding Big Bronco in Sky | 4.12.24
(00:00:00 - 00:02:32) Teasers! 🧃
(00:02:33 - 00:03:35) Pray for Pat’s dad 🙏
(00:03:36 - 00:13:05) We killed him: OJ Simpson dead at 76 after cancer battle
(00:13:06 - 00:16:54) UK: Brexiteer Nigel Farage apologizes after his party fired an election candidate that had passed away for being ‘inactive’
BBC International Moment
(00:16:55 - 00:26:23) Vietnam: Billionaire Truong My Lan sentenced to death for $44 billion fraud
(00:26:24 - 00:28:26) Italy: Stunning artworks have been uncovered in a new excavation at Pompeii
(00:28:27 - 00:30:24) North Korea TV Censors British Gardening Show Presenter's jeans in blow to imperialism
(00:30:25 - 00:40:10) ‘Fraud on a massive scale’: Baseball star Shohei Ohtani’s ex-interpreter faces federal charge after allegedly stealing $16M -
Priest Arrested After Male Prostitute OD’s On Viagra During Orgy | 4.11.24
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Timestamps:
(00:00:00) - Teasers! ⛪✈️🚂
(00:05:17) - New Boeing whistleblower raises concerns about the 787, and the FAA investigates
(00:11:50) - Parents of Michigan school shooter sentenced to 10-15 years
(00:14:03) - Natalee Holloway killer Joran van der Sloot jumped by 2 inmates in Peru prison beatdown: 'A lot of people want him dead'
Coming Out of D.C. 🇺🇲
(00:17:03) - Inflation comes in hotter than expected in March
(00:17:42) - House blocks bill to renew FISA spy program after conservative revolt
(00:19:28) - Lunchables have high levels of lead and sodium, Consumer Reports finds
(00:20:29) - The angel at the end of the Earth
Naughty Priests ⛪
(00:22:47) - Polish Priest Jailed for Throwing Wild Orgy Where Male Prostitute Died After Overdosing on Erectile Dysfunction Pills
(00:27:51) - Police in Spain arrest a priest for trafficking erectile dysfunction drug Viagra
That Was A Good One, But You’re Fired
(00:30:16) - Ex-Caltrain employee, and contractor charged for building secret apartments inside train stations using taxpayer money
(00:35:50) - Polish Jokes
(00:36:25) - German museum employee fired after secretly hanging up his own painting, spurring a police investigation
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