9-1-1 What's Your Emergency‪?‬ People Of Comedy

We were gone for a bit cuz ya boi's lungs got caught lackin & James went to New York to get away from him. He's good now though! Aaron dials up Trauma Surgeon Dr. Travis to talk about a cool time a patient managed to bang A ROTATION of women in the ICU with a broken pelvis, another guy with holes where they shouldn't be, and what 5 different bodily fluids smell like when they're pouring out of someone. Plus, a really FUN Diseases You Don't Have involving a very specific guy's lower plumbing going Freaky Friday on itself,  tales from Aaron's fight with the virus, & a story about one of A-Dawg's childhood friends making his dick fart.

You'll never do chest compressions the same way again after this EXPLOSIVE episode with EMT John! The title of the episode is just the tip of the sh*t-berg! Plus, a Diseases You Don't Have that makes Producer James laugh? How inappropriate!

It's been a hot minute but(t) we're BACK with some fresh squeezed juicy orderly stories that'll make you think twice about what you can actually fit in your body! This week, we're joined by Dr. Alaska, who regales us with tales of Sprite bottles, sphincters, and more! Plus, a Diseases You Don't Have that was so foul we almost had to cut it! Expect more of these more frequently! We're BACK baby!!!

You people just can't seem to stop putting things in your butts, so Aaron called in Nurse Lynn to tell us all about the anoscope, Kelly clamps, & more of the tools we use to extract huge foreign bodies from curious human bodies. Nurse Lynn regales us with several firsthand encounters of the turd kind, plus a whole new round of How You Poopin', and of course, a really weird Diseases You Don't Have at the end. WILL PRODUCER JAMES FINALLY PUKE? Tune in to find out!

WE'RE BAAAAAACK! Aaron dials up a married nurse/doc combo (that he performed the nuptials for, by the way) to extract some wild tales, including a poop tube, a BDSM-related injury, and how they once caught a couple totally doin' it in a recovery room. Plus, as always, Aaron tries to get Producer James to puke on another Diseases You Don't Have. Could this finally be the week he spews?

Ever wonder what a firehose feels like inflating in your hands? How about making direct eye contact with an orderly screaming about their intent to defecate all over themselves? Both? Neither? WORSE? Our guest Joey, a firefighter & paramedic, has the scoop. Plus, another weekly poop-health check-in with producer James, & a brand new and VERY SPECIAL Diseases You Don't Have involving an ailment so rare, only one person on earth has ever been documented with it!