Abi Clarke Bought a BOYFRIEND PILLOW! (and got ghosted by it)

Toasters we are BACK with another romp through someone's online shopping history. It's really the only way to tell a life story, you know.

🚨 NEW EPISODE 🚨

This week on My Mate Bought a Toaster, we dive deep into the Amazon purchase history of comedian and internet superstar Abi Clarke… and discover baking obsessions, hidden erotica, catastrophic boyfriend pillows and a deeply competitive attitude towards board games. Like DEEPLY competitive. Which we LOVE.

Among the discoveries:

🎂 Abi once made a fondant CAKE version of her sociology teacher

📚 She panic-bought the entire Fifty Shades trilogy… then hid it from her parents in shame

🛏️ A “boyfriend pillow” purchase that ended in emotional devastation

🎭 Multiple balaclavas bought for sketch characters… all played by Abi herself

🐈 Why her cat is potentially a bigger star than she is

PLUS: dating anxiety, disastrous ACL injuries from wrestling comedians, wedding cake pressure, cat litter adverts, and one of the greatest New Year’s Eve party ideas we’ve ever heard.

⏱️ BEST BITS:

00:04:00 — Abi’s teenage baking obsession

00:05:40 — The cake version of her teacher

00:12:00 — The full Fifty Shades confession

00:16:20 — The tragic boyfriend pillow story

00:18:00 — Abi’s all-time favourite board game

00:22:00 — The multiple balaclava mystery

00:25:00 — The cat that earns more than actors

00:29:00 — ACL recovery horror stories

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📸Instagram  

▶️YouTube 

📘 Facebook

❤️ Follow Abi Clarke on Instagram:

https://www.instagram.com/abiclarkecomedy

And keep an eye out for the next episode with broadcaster and drumming meteorologist Owain Wyn Evans — coming soon, with early access landing first on Patreon…

Toast xx

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