13 episodes
Absolutely No Adventures Destiny Howell
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4.9 • 68 Ratings
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Absolutely No Adventures is a fantasy (un)adventure podcast that follows Sig, the owner of Signature Eats bakery, as he aggressively avoids becoming embroiled in any daring quests or chosen one shenanigans even though the universe really seems to want him to do just that. Follow Sig as he chills with his friends and stays far, far away from the slightest whiff of adventure. And bakes. He also bakes.
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1.1 The Sword In The Sheath
In which Sig tries to get a sword out of his bakery.
Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Lady Isadora is Briar Zachary.
Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.
Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/
Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.
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1.2 Wicked Lost
In which a traveler from far away has an interesting to-do list.
Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas.
Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.
Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/
Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.
This podcast is powered by Pinecast. -
1.3 Admission Impossible
In which Sig is given an offer he very much can refuse.
Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Oliver is Andrew Oakes.
Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.
Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/
Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.
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1.4 Happy Days
Episode Notes
In which Happy has a visitor.
Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Terri is Demitra Papadinis.
Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.
Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/
Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod. -
1.5 Vampire Weekend
Episode Notes
In which Sig, Bea, and Happy celebrate a holiday.
Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas.
Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.
Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/
Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod. -
1.6 Post Mortem
Episode Notes
In which Sig receives some mail.
Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Luxe is Nina Nikolic.
Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.
Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/
Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.
Customer Reviews
Great premise!
Such a cute and new concept--no adventures, but with wit, engaging characters, and a cool new world. I really hope they make more.
What happened!?
Loving this podcast. But it stops. What happened?
Not bad
I like all the plot holes and other stuff but can they please bring it back it’s so good is