26 episodes

My inexpressibly hilarious commentaries about modern life will brighten the day of all who hear them! You'll laff 'til you stop or your money back!

America's Favorite Elderly Heterosexual Expatriate Humorist John Mendelssohn

    • Comedy
    • 5.0, 17 Ratings

My inexpressibly hilarious commentaries about modern life will brighten the day of all who hear them! You'll laff 'til you stop or your money back!

    In This Moment of Monsters

    In This Moment of Monsters

    The poison is poured, the bridges are burned
    The sham tribunal’s been adjourned
    No progress made. No lesson learned
    in this moment of monsters

    Camels can’t pass through needles’ eyes
    If their lips are moving lies are being told. They polarise
    in this moment of monsters

    The rich do what amuses them
    The poor do what they must
    The rich feast on rare creatures’ flesh
    The poor fight for a crust
    And horde whatever coins they find
    in the toxic dust

    The jury’s out, the fix in sin
    Your jaw will drop. Your head will spin
    Play by the rules? You’ll never win!
    in this moment of monsters

    The chips are down, their motives clear
    The cost of justice is so dear
    The jury will contain no peer
    in this moment of monsters

    • 2 min
    Groupies, and How to Please Them Sexually

    Groupies, and How to Please Them Sexually

    The title says it all!

    • 4 min
    The Inauguration of Donald Trump

    The Inauguration of Donald Trump

    At the time I wrote and recorded this, there seemed little chance that America would be so foolish as to elect this ghastly person. Were those the days, or what?

    • 3 min
    Further Adventures of the S*****m Bros.

    Further Adventures of the S*****m Bros.

    Avid Trump supporters Anyl and Feekle S*****m turn out not to be just brothers, but father and son too!

    • 3 min
    Gustavo's Forehead

    Gustavo's Forehead

    A poignant bedtime story about why one should avoid the homeless. Based on a true story!

    • 4 min
    Mike Pence at the Fertility Clinic

    Mike Pence at the Fertility Clinic

    In an attempt to fill the world with rosy-cheeked Christian kiddies, Vice President Pence has, with the encouragement of his wife Judy, whose real name isn't Judy at all, but Karen, been "donating" at Indiana Christian fertility clinics whose names and addresses this podcast is forbidden to disclose.

    • 2 min

Customer Reviews

5.0 out of 5
17 Ratings

17 Ratings

Say my nickname is taken again ,

Oh, I am gonna LAAUGH!

I have been a fan of this man's writing and humor for many years, as well as his older (and now, newer) musical work. Now I can listen to his acerbic, yet not mean, buttery, but never greasy, humorous observations on these times, as well as his rich treasure trove of stories from the glory days of the cultcha we call rock'n'roll, man!

cdnvinylman ,

My liner note hero

This is simply hilarious. John knows. John has been around a few blocks and I can relate. Hilarious. I love it. Keep it up John.

Some Rob Guy ,

My eview

I use to be messed up on drugs,now I,m messed up on John !

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