Anti-wave Cannonball of Death

We’re CON-vinced you’re gonna love this week’s episode. Join Robert and Ira as they discuss MATCHSTICK MEN and share their top 5 heartbreak movies. Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be a con man with a con partner and you con people and you have all these fucked up habits like counting to three and turning the light switches on and off and stuttering and lots of facial tics and you find out you have a daughter you never really knew and she moves in with you and you see a shrink who gives you pills to help with your fucked up disorder, and your daughter goes on cons with you and your partner but a con goes bad when the mark realizes you switched suitcases and he chases you and your daughter and you find out she’s been in jail and you kick her out of the house and you’re out of pills and you go to the pharmacy and discover the pills are merely over-the-counter supplements and you yell at your shrink and you make up with your daughter and take her dancing, but now the mark shows up and is really pissed and your daughter shoots and kills him and you take the rap and get arrested and you’re in a hospital and your shrink shows up and you give him the password to your safe deposit box but you’re not really in a hospital and you’ve been set up and your partner f****d you over and you get out of there and you find out your daughter is not your daughter and you’ve been royally set up and a year later you’re selling carpet and your daughter who is not your daughter shows up, then this podcast is for you!

“You forgot the briefcase. YOU FORGOT THE BRIEF CASE!” Join Robert and Ira as they discuss FALLING DOWN and share their top 5 snapped characters. Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be a middle-age dude with a buzz cut who’s stuck in downtown LA traffic on a hot day and you ditch your car and start walking and go to a pay phone but can’t make a phone call because you don’t have a quarter so you go to a convenience store for some change and when you’re told you have to buy something you go ballistic and ransack the place and then some gang members threaten you because you’re in their hood, and you become even more of a dick at a fast food restaurant and you walk through a golf course and harass the elderly golfers, and along the way you kill a Nazi and fire a rocket launcher and your wife has left you - do you wonder why? - and a police lieutenant who is on his last day of work shoots your sorry ass and you die, then this podcast is for you!

Kinda unbelievable that a bunch of fake plastic people would award themselves for playing fake plastic people, but who can resist Ryan Gosling in bubble gum pink, anyway? I’M KEN! Join Robert and Ira along with special guest Eric Swelstad as they discuss THE OSCARS.  Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music.  So, if you want to know everything about the Oscars, and we mean everything from winners, losers, snubs, speeches, song performances, relevance and ratings, and Jimmy’s wildly inappropriate political jabs, then this podcast is for you!

This week’s movie has a lot in common with Robert’s farts: silent but deadly. Join Robert and Ira as they discuss SILENT NIGHT and share their top 5 non-verbal movie moments. Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be a man whose young son is killed and you chase the gang members and get shot in the throat and your wife goes to see you in the hospital, but you can’t talk and your wife takes you home and you miss the little tot and keep seeing images of him and like right out of Rocky, you train by lifting weights and firing guns and learning karate, and you even modify your car and practice doing donuts, and you get one of the henchmen and tie him up and bring him to your home, and then a big ass fist fight in the kitchen and garage and you knock him out, tie him up, and dump him at the ringleader‘s doorstep, and you continue to see images of your son, a lot. Too much. Oh, and your wife leaves you ‘cause you’re kinda a moody dick to her. And then more fights and more images of your son’s face, this time it’s in a Christmas tree ornament, and you’re now in an over-the-top car chase and shoot out, and you finally make your way to the home of the head bad ass dude who’s in a lavish room with orbs and the f****r is dancing with a hottie with tats and there’s another big shoot out, but this time a detective is with you and wants to help, but it’s a bloodbath and not looking too good for you and the detective, then this podcast is for you!

Funny enough, this podcast crash landed and never got off the ground, either… Join Robert and Ira as they discuss both FLIGHT OF THE PHOENIX movies and share their top 5 airplane movies. Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be a stubborn pilot of a small airplane and you’ve got a motley group of passengers and there’s a sandstorm and you crash in some godforsaken desert with a busted radio, and you and your motley passengers have to deal with starvation, heat, thirst, enemies on camels, and each other, and one of the passengers is an aeronautical engineer and he says he can rebuild the plane, and so you and your motley passengers build a new aircraft from the wreckage, but then you find out this aeronautical engineer only designs toy planes and you and the motley passengers are royally pissed at him for not telling the whole truth, and the rebuilt plane is done and you get in the cockpit and fire off a few cylinders and the motley passengers strap themselves to the wing and up you go, then this podcast is for you!

Robert and Ira… Dumb? Absolutely. Money? Not so much. Join Robert and Ira as they discuss DUMB MONEY and share their top greed movies. Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be a schlub with no money and you follow an obscure stock and tell people on YouTube to buy it and it shoots higher and higher and your followers, including a nurse and a hot lesbian couple, are buying more and more and the head honcho CEOs are pissed because they wanted to do a short sell but now they’re royally f****d and losing a shit load of big bucks, we’re talking hundreds of millions of dollars, and the server shuts down and people are pissed and panicked because they want to sell and now the feds are called in and you’re heralded as a financial guru and you buy your brother a cool car so he can stop delivering food, then this podcast is for you!