Anxiety Addict's Bedtime Stories Jo Newman

This super entertaining, viral story was originally posted on Reddit:
Posted by u/MeriMooMoo

10 days ago


When Phoebe gets dicked-over in the most insane way possible, she gets her revenge in a way that will give you sweet, sweet dreams.
 
Morgan and Jo gush over how much they loved this story which went viral on the internets.

When the only cure for Seth's ailment is making a bi-weekly "deposit" at his doctor's office, he runs into a situation that he has no choice but to run FROM.
But, like all these wack-a-doo tales, it ends up having a positive influence in his life.
He has cut all ties with Mercy Medical Center.
 
Morgan and Jo discuss Morgan's testicular issues and have a solid laugh.
 
Xoxo, sweet dreams, thank you for listening. We love you.

When Emery, a tough-as-nails doula, rushes to the birth of one of her clients, her night ends in an unexpected wing of the hospital.
 
 

When Byron finally has his growth spurt, he feels like he's finally a man, until, well, he gets confronted with the consequences.
 
Morgan and Jo discuss late bloomers and Thanksgiving in Italy. 

When Filliberto can't stomach his town's Spring celebration off the coast of Sicily, it turns out to be what saves him.
Don't spoil it for yourself, but here's one of the true news stories of this event:
https://www.unionesarda.it/en/italy/violent-fits-of-vomiting-and-dysentery-40-intoxicated-seafood-lunch-becomes-a-nightmare-yk34qq43
 
Morgan explains a bit about the Infiorata, or a celebration of the Corpus Domini feast.
 
Jo gets annoyed at her dog who won't stop whining. I
 

When Emma moves to Pittsburg and gets invited to a Friends-giving with a volitile cat, she doesn't expect the night to be, well, life-changing.
 
Thank you to whomever submitted this slightly insane tale.
 
Morgan and Jo talk about absolutely nothing.