Anxiety Addict's Bedtime Stories

Jo Newman & Morgan Walsh
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Anxiety Addict's Bedtime Stories

To: The Restless, The Insomniacs, The Stressed-out, The Overworked, The Doom-Scrollers, The Worried and The Bored: THIS IS FOR YOU Good writing is meant to make you think. This is the opposite. Short, funny, (unfortunately true) stories that have mostly to do with Nothing, to help you turn off your brain and turn on your REM. Because you're looking at your phone anyway.

  1. 1D AGO · BONUS

    RAD RERUN!! Obvious Child

    It's the 90s. You're packing up your childhood home because your mom, following the trend of all her neighbors, is moving to a condo on the other side of town. And that's when you discover a piece of paper that could change your life. What do you do? Also, you are really, REALLY stoned. Please don't forget to rate and subscribe. We love you and this keeps us going!! 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo Jo & Morgan

    18 min

  2. 3D AGO

    Peaking At 12, Eyebrows And Haircuts. Oh My!

    The inevitable awkward phase in middle school, yep, we went through it.  Apparently, it builds trauma and character all at the same time.  Come join us for this week's BS.  🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell?   ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences, and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo Jo & Morgan

    11 min

  3. JUL 2 · BONUS

    RAD RERUN!!! Never Speak Of This Again

    Ok, so pretend that you're a wild party girl in England in your 20s and you have the absolute most ridiculous mishap ever-- with a sex toy. Then imagine that you know the ER doc well... Like, really well. And then, please, like and subscribe!! 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo Jo & Morgan

    21 min

  4. JUN 25 · BONUS

    RAD RERUN!! Hotel, Motel, Holiday Inn

    Imagine you're 17, have never quite fit in, and now have a chance for your dream job working at a local hotel. Then imagine that you have the highest maintenance guest you could possibly think of. Then imagine what you would do on your own to fix it - at midnight. This is such a funny story with such a happy ending. So sit back, relax, and then please, rate and review if you have a sec! 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo Jo & Morgan

    23 min

  5. JUN 23

    Jo Newman is a Household Name. It's True Becasue It Says So On The Internet!

    Jo is famous (the internet says so), Morgan wants to take a course on how to talk to AI, and it's officially summer! What more do you want?  🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell?   ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo Jo & Morgan

    22 min

  6. JUN 19 · BONUS

    RAD RERUN -- Piss & Vinegar

    This is a story of an allergic reaction of epic proportions. No matter what you're feeling at this exact moment in time, you will shine a little bit brighter after listening to this insanity. So tune in, tune out, sit back, and enjoy this ridiculous story which - for the person's sake- really wasn't true. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo Jo & Morgan

    20 min

  7. JUN 14

    Nostril Insecurity, Spies And Golden Retrievers...Need We Say More?

    Morgan's nostril insecurities, Jo's paranoia of mind control in the skate park. I mean, is there anything more entertaining? Join us for this week's BS! 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell?   ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo Jo & Morgan

    20 min

  8. JUN 11 · BONUS

    RAD RERUN - Its Coming From Inside The House... (It Is)

    There's a ghost. Or a being. Or a... well, if you listen to true crime, you know where your head can take you. This fabulously true story isn't scary, has a happy ending, and promises you a 20-minute brain vacation from all the things stressing you out. And you don't even need a prescription. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo Jo & Morgan

    24 min
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To: The Restless, The Insomniacs, The Stressed-out, The Overworked, The Doom-Scrollers, The Worried and The Bored: THIS IS FOR YOU Good writing is meant to make you think. This is the opposite. Short, funny, (unfortunately true) stories that have mostly to do with Nothing, to help you turn off your brain and turn on your REM. Because you're looking at your phone anyway.

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  • Creator
    Jo Newman & Morgan Walsh
  • Years Active
    2023 - 2025
  • Episodes
    168
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Copyright Jo Newman & Morgan Walsh
  • Show Website
    Anxiety Addict's Bedtime Stories

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