24 episodes

Welcome to Astrology Zoned: A Susan Miller Fan Podcast! Laura von Holt (Taurus) and Alex Gershuny (Scorpio), superfans of Susan Miller and longtime readers of Astrology Zone, share their (non-professional) thoughts on astrology and the woman, the mystic, the oracle herself: Susan Miller. Each month Laura and Alex will break down their Astrology Zone horoscopes and discuss why Susan Miller’s combination of exciting predictions and practical advice causes them to return to her site month after month.

Astrology Zoned: A Susan Miller Fan Podcast Laura von Holt, Alex Gershuny

    • Society & Culture
    • 4.8 • 12 Ratings

Welcome to Astrology Zoned: A Susan Miller Fan Podcast! Laura von Holt (Taurus) and Alex Gershuny (Scorpio), superfans of Susan Miller and longtime readers of Astrology Zone, share their (non-professional) thoughts on astrology and the woman, the mystic, the oracle herself: Susan Miller. Each month Laura and Alex will break down their Astrology Zone horoscopes and discuss why Susan Miller’s combination of exciting predictions and practical advice causes them to return to her site month after month.

    August 2022 Horoscopes: Susan Miller Enters Web3

    August 2022 Horoscopes: Susan Miller Enters Web3

    IT’S LEO SEASON!
    And there’s a lot of good stuff coming your way this August, Leo, not the least of which is the coveted import-export of ideas! Susan Miller has a lot to say about how you can use the new moon (aka your cosmic gift certificate) to your advantage and the bonanzas that await you.
    However, Laura and Alex have even more to say about the Note. This month Susan announces that she has launched a collection of NFTs! Although the gals are not particularly shocked by this development (they know all about Susan’s commitment to Web 3, and even suggested in a previous episode that she might explore NFTs). Of course, there is a lot for Laura and Alex to dissect (Izak! Babylonians! Scrap!). And they do.


    The episode continues with recaps of the August horoscopes for Scorpio and Taurus. Susan advises Scorpios to get things done early in the month because it’s all over when Mercury and Mars retrograde. And Laura’s forecast introduces us to Violetta, a woman from Susan’s youth who gave her advice that she feels compelled to share with us today. Although it is the time of year for the Leos of the world to shine, Violetta might just be the star of this episode.


    Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps:


    Note from Susan Miller: 2:28
    Hot Takes: 22:37
    Leo: 26:14
    Scorpio: 37:56
    Taurus: 46:10


    Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller’s Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com.


    Links:


    Read each episode’s transcript at our website: http://astrologyzoned.com/ (astrologyzoned.com)
    Help Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://lauralovelybooks.com (http://Lauralovelybooks.com)
    Listen to Laura’s other podcasts, The Mermaid Podcast and You’re Doing Great, at: http://mermaidpodcast.com (http://mermaidpodcast.com) and http://fairybossmother.com (http://fairybossmother.com)
    Read Laura’s new book THE BREAK UP ARTIST on Audible: https://www.audible.com/pd/The-Break-Up-Artist-Audiobook/B09ZVQDG9V (https://www.audible.com/pd/The-Break-Up-Artist-Audiobook/B09ZVQDG9V)

    • 1 hr 1 min
    July 2022 Horoscopes: Get in the Star Zone!

    July 2022 Horoscopes: Get in the Star Zone!

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CANCER!!!
    Get ready to shine this July, Cancers! Susan Miller promises you an exciting month of VIP meetings, unexpected yet exciting news, and the luck of an Irishman!
    Laura and Alex kick off this episode with a discussion of Susan’s Note, a sprawling essay that covers a myriad of topics ranging from Susan’s new app to… Susan’s old app. Just kidding–we’re also graced by the presence of Susan Miller Tech Support, who tells us all about Astrology Zone’s foray into Discord. Susan suggests that we watch an introductory video on YouTube so we’ll be ready to join her–ever the internet pioneer–as she explores the exciting world of Web 3.0.


    The gals then review their favorite hot takes from the world of social media, and finish up with the July horoscopes for Cancer, Taurus, and Scorpio. They don’t have particularly wild forecasts this month, but are both excited to learn that if Laura tries hard enough, she has the power to create diamonds that spew forth from her brain.


    Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps:


    Note from Susan Miller: 2:08
    Hot Takes: 14:30
    Cancer: 18:36
    Taurus: 25:26
    Scorpio: 33:05


    Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller’s Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com.


    Links:


    Read each episode’s transcript at our website: http://astrologyzoned.com/ (astrologyzoned.com)
    Help Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://lauralovelybooks.com (http://Lauralovelybooks.com)
    Listen to Laura’s other podcasts, The Mermaid Podcast and You’re Doing Great, at: http://mermaidpodcast.com (http://mermaidpodcast.com) and http://fairybossmother.com (http://fairybossmother.com)
    Read Laura’s new book THE BREAK UP ARTIST on Audible: https://www.audible.com/pd/The-Break-Up-Artist-Audiobook/B09ZVQDG9V (https://www.audible.com/pd/The-Break-Up-Artist-Audiobook/B09ZVQDG9V)

    • 41 min
    June 2022 Horoscopes: Susan Miller’s Half-Year Ahead

    June 2022 Horoscopes: Susan Miller’s Half-Year Ahead

    IT’S GEMINI SEASON!!!!!
    A very happy birthday to all the Gemini twins of the world! Laura and Alex wish you only the best, even if Susan Miller could only write you a somewhat brief and neutral forecast. It’s possible she cut some corners this month, though, because… the horoscopes were posted on time!!!
    Not only were Laura and Alex filled with surprise that the forecasts were available on June 1, but they were also unfortunately filled with COVID. That’s right—Laura and Alex contracted COVID within a week of each other, so when Astrology Zone published the horoscopes on the first of the month, they were in no condition to read them, let alone record a podcast. But the gals are doing better and had just enough energy to (more or less) coherently discuss Susan’s Note, the long overdue Year Ahead 2022, Hot Takes (where they learn a lesson from icon Mariah Carey about believing in the impossible), and the horoscopes for Gemini, Scorpio, and Taurus.


    Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps:


    Announcement from Laura: 02:18
    Note from Susan Miller: 06:22
    Hot Takes: 10:10
    Gemini: 11:55
    Scorpio: 19:23
    Taurus: 29:58


    Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller’s Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com.


    Links:


    Read each episode’s transcript at our website: http://astrologyzoned.com/ (astrologyzoned.com)
    Help Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://lauralovelybooks.com (http://Lauralovelybooks.com)
    Listen to Laura’s other podcasts, The Mermaid Podcast and You’re Doing Great, at: http://mermaidpodcast.com (http://mermaidpodcast.com) and http://fairybossmother.com (http://fairybossmother.com)
    Read Laura’s new book THE BREAK UP ARTIST on Audible: https://www.audible.com/pd/The-Break-Up-Artist-Audiobook/B09ZVQDG9V (https://www.audible.com/pd/The-Break-Up-Artist-Audiobook/B09ZVQDG9V)

    • 40 min
    May 2022 Horoscopes: Susan Miller is Eclipse Season

    May 2022 Horoscopes: Susan Miller is Eclipse Season

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO TAURUS!!!!!
    And to Laura!!!! Taurus season is upon us, as is eclipse season! And Mercury retrograde! And there is a flower moon and a black moon! Needless to say, planets are doing things.


    This being eclipse season–complete with eclipses in both Taurus and Scorpio–Laura and Alex decide to read up on the subject. They start the episode by summarizing Susan Miller’s essay “How to Deal with Eclipses,” an unsurprisingly long treatise that details everything we need to know about this dramatic astrological occurrence. They continue with a discussion of Susan’s Note, which includes the reason that the horoscopes were posted late and updates on some of Susan’s forthcoming projects, including the Year Ahead 2022 (yes, this can still be described as “forthcoming”) and her new secret app. Laura then introduces a new segment to the podcast called “Hot Takes,” where the gals discuss commenters' reactions to Susan’s inscrutable and often perplexing social media posts. Finally, the gals break down the forecasts for Taurus and Scorpio, including all of the information on the aforementioned eclipses.




    Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps:


    “How to Deal with Eclipses”: 01:22
    Note from Susan Miller: 11:45
    Hot Takes: 18:25
    Taurus: 21:00
    Scorpio: 33:18


    Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller’s Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com.


    Links:


    Read each episode’s transcript at our website: http://astrologyzoned.com/ (astrologyzoned.com)
    Help Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://lauralovelybooks.com (http://Lauralovelybooks.com)
    Listen to Laura’s other podcasts, The Mermaid Podcast and You’re Doing Great, at: http://mermaidpodcast.com (http://mermaidpodcast.com) and http://fairybossmother.com (http://fairybossmother.com)

    • 46 min
    April 2022 Horoscopes: Are You Excited?

    April 2022 Horoscopes: Are You Excited?

    IT’S ARIES SEASON!!!!!
    Susan Miller has a lot of exciting things to share with Aries, but unfortunately this month’s horoscopes were published even later than usual. Laura and Alex waste no time (unlike some people…) getting into their thoughts on the late posting, Susan’s excuses, and wondering what might have happened over at Astrology Zone HQ to lead to such chaos. As always, Susan believes that quantity can excuse her lateness, so the gals have a lot of material to dissect, including appearances from Susan Miller Epidemiologist, Trend Forecaster, Oracle, and Tech Entrepreneur.


    After a thorough discussion of the Note, which includes updates on the Year Ahead 2022 and Susan’s newest app, the gals talk about the month ahead for Aries. Laura explains how this lucky sign is basically living in Bridgerton IRL and is the homecoming queen/Celine Dion of the zodiac in April. Alex then tells about Scorpio’s exciting (and lengthy) forecast, which includes a meeting of planets that will occur only once in our lifetime. Laura ends the episode by informing us of the artistic movement that awaits the world in 2023, which, excitingly, Susan predicts that Laura and her fellow Taureans will spearhead.


    Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps:


    Note from Susan Miller: 5:20
    Aries: 16:36
    Scorpio: 26:02
    Taurus: 36:23




    Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller’s Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com.


    Links:


    Read each episode’s transcript at our website: http://astrologyzoned.com/ (astrologyzoned.com)
    Help Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://lauralovelybooks.com (http://Lauralovelybooks.com)
    Listen to Laura’s other podcasts, The Mermaid Podcast and You’re Doing Great, at: http://mermaidpodcast.com (http://mermaidpodcast.com) and http://fairybossmother.com (http://fairybossmother.com)

    • 48 min
    March 2022 Horoscopes: Life-Changing Events

    March 2022 Horoscopes: Life-Changing Events

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, PISCES!!!!!!!
    And welcome to the world, baby Oliver! Susan announced that a new little Pisces joined her family in February. And while Laura and Alex are overjoyed by this news, they have a lot to say about the fact that the horoscopes weren’t published until March 5, leaving them to fend for themselves not only during this month’s new moon, but also on the luckiest day of the year.


    In this episode, Laura and Alex dissect Susan’s Note, which is chock full of gems, including how she helped her daughter after baby Oliver appeared on the scene, staffing changes at Astrology Zone headquarters, and her thoughts on the lengthy approval process for her Year Ahead 2022 e-book (yet to be published…). The gals let Pisces, the ruling royalty of the zodiac, know all the good things that February will bring (love! money! perfume!), and break down the forecasts for Taurus (it’s career time) and Scorpio (get ready for true love–again).


    Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps:


    Note from Susan Miller: 01:50
    Pisces: 12:35
    Taurus: 21:37
    Scorpio: 29:42




    Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller’s Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com.


    Links:


    Read each episode’s transcript at our website: http://astrologyzoned.com/ (astrologyzoned.com)
    Help Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://lauralovelybooks.com (http://Lauralovelybooks.com)
    Listen to Laura’s other podcasts, The Mermaid Podcast and You’re Doing Great, at: http://mermaidpodcast.com (http://mermaidpodcast.com) and http://fairybossmother.com (http://fairybossmother.com)

    • 40 min

Customer Reviews

4.8 out of 5
12 Ratings

12 Ratings

pinkmonkey626 ,

love

Love Susan Miller and always wished it was available by audio so I love that I stumbled upon this podcast! I’m not sure if you have mentioned this in an earlier episode, but I just wanted to note that a lot of horoscopes suggest reading for your rising sign - I have found this much more accurate since the areas of life (work, family, etc) emphasized in the monthly horoscope will match your house configuration. I believe Susan has said this before but I don’t think she says it often as I think she writes considering both perspectives. I say this hesitantly because I am a taurus rising so I love the focus on the taurus horoscope! 😅 Not sure if you know your rising signs but would love to know if rising resonates more for you. Keep up the good work!!

a_iris ,

Fav epidemiologist

The hosts of this show introduced me to Susan Miller The Business Woman and my life has never been the same. Great show with good vibes!

pizzabagel47 ,

Mood-boosting astrology fun!

A sincere and enthusiastic exploration of Susan Miller’s Astrology Zone. Laura’s and Alex’s rapport is engaging and fun—an instant mood-boost! And the podcast is well-paced, too. I will definitely keep listening!

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