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Welcome to Astrology Zoned: A Susan Miller Fan Podcast! Laura von Holt (Taurus) and Alex Gershuny (Scorpio), superfans of Susan Miller and longtime readers of Astrology Zone, share their (non-professional) thoughts on astrology and the woman, the mystic, the oracle herself: Susan Miller. Each month Laura and Alex will break down their Astrology Zone horoscopes and discuss why Susan Miller’s combination of exciting predictions and practical advice causes them to return to her site month after month.

Astrology Zoned: A Susan Miller Fan Podcast Laura von Holt, Alex Gershuny

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Welcome to Astrology Zoned: A Susan Miller Fan Podcast! Laura von Holt (Taurus) and Alex Gershuny (Scorpio), superfans of Susan Miller and longtime readers of Astrology Zone, share their (non-professional) thoughts on astrology and the woman, the mystic, the oracle herself: Susan Miller. Each month Laura and Alex will break down their Astrology Zone horoscopes and discuss why Susan Miller’s combination of exciting predictions and practical advice causes them to return to her site month after month.

    May 2021 Horoscopes: Dream Big and Plan

    May 2021 Horoscopes: Dream Big and Plan

    Happy birthday to Taurus! And to our lovely co-host Laura!
    Will May be better, as Susan Miller predicted last month? It’s looking good based on the forecasts for Taurus and Scopio, but unfortunately not everyone made it through April’s monster moon without incident. Laura and Alex discuss Susan’s sad note to her readers, a tribute to her ex-husband who died at the end of April. Then Laura recaps Susan’s May forecast for Taurus, which she believes is a call for her to have a hot girl summer, and Alex recaps Scorpio, in which Susan instructs her to let go of her skepticism and embrace love. The gals end the episode by sharing their many takeaways from this month’s forecasts, although perhaps none more important than the realization that it’s simply impossible to discuss Uranus without giggling.


    Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps:


    Monster moon recap: 2:43
    Note from Susan Miller: 10:15
    Taurus: 16:20
    Scorpio: 32:12
    Practical advice from Susan Miller: 44:36


    Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller’s Astrology Zone with us (and let us know about your experience with the monster moon!) by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com.


    Links:
    Help Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://lauralovelybooks.com (http://Lauralovelybooks.com)
    Listen to Laura’s other podcasts, The Mermaid Podcast and You’re Doing Great, at: http://mermaidpodcast.com (http://mermaidpodcast.com) and http://fairybossmother.com (http://fairybossmother.com)

    • 47 min
    April 2021 Horoscopes: Monster Moon Mania

    April 2021 Horoscopes: Monster Moon Mania

    Get excited for Aries season! And make sure to live your life in the first part of this month because when the monster moon comes on April 26, who knows what will happen! Susan Miller herself can’t even tell us what to expect.
    In this episode, Laura and Alex continue to be confused about Susan’s posting habits (she was on time again and it wasn’t even an April Fools’ Day prank) and work through their fears about the ominous monster moon in Scorpio that will bring unexpected and unwelcome obstacles and changes to all of the signs. They discuss Susan’s note to her readers, geezers versus geysers, Scorpio hate, and of course, all of Susan’s practical advice for getting through the monster moon and the pandemic.
    Horoscope highlights for each sign can be found at the following timestamps:
    Aries: 6:46
    Taurus: 11:30
    Gemini: 15:44
    Cancer: 17:41
    Leo: 19:29
    Virgo: 21:36
    Libra: 22:35
    Scorpio: 23:32
    Sagittarius: 29:19
    Capricorn: 30:52
    Aquarius: 33:16
    Pisces: 35:12
    Practical advice from Susan Miller: 36:25
    Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller’s Astrology Zone with us (and let us know about your experience with the monster moon!) by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com.
    Links:
    Order “If You Really Love Me, Throw Me off the Mountain,” by Erin Clark, a strong and powerful Aries woman: https://www.erinclarkwriter.com (https://www.erinclarkwriter.com)
    Help Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://lauralovelybooks.com (http://Lauralovelybooks.com)
    Listen to Laura’s other podcasts, The Mermaid Podcast and You’re Doing Great, at: http://mermaidpodcast.com (http://mermaidpodcast.com) and http://fairybossmother.com (http://fairybossmother.com)
    TRANSCRIPT:


    Laura: Hello, everybody! Welcome to April 2021. We made it this far! Yay!
    Alex: Hi everyone. Hi Laura!
    Laura: Oh, hi Alex!
    Alex: How are you doing?
    Laura: I think I'm okay but then I read our horoscopes and now I have some concerns for something, but you know, I think we'll get through. We’ll talk about why we're scared, but also I feel like we've lived through so much already that maybe I shouldn't be so scared, but I don't know, I got nervous.
    Alex: The fact that we have lived through so much and we're scared though maybe says something.
    Laura: Maybe it says something. Yeah, yeah. Well let's get into, as usual, when Susan Miller released the horoscopes for April. Again, another surprise. Another surprise, she released them on April 1. Wow. And I think, you know, last month in March we were so shocked because she released them a day early and that was really out of character and now it was just on time. So you and I agree that that while we don't like it and we're perturbed by her promptness—
    Alex: Extremely
    Laura: Extremely—we are just going to now keep track of like this streak and see how long it goes and also if we ever get an answer about why it's after 25 years she's suddenly become prompt with her horoscopes. It's a mystery.
    Alex: Right, so it's like a challenge. Susan, can you keep this up? But also why?
    Laura: Also why? Yeah we don't know why is it happening.
    Alex: Why are you doing this to us?
    Laura: Yeah why you're doing this, what’s changed about your process, what's going on.
    But she released them on time. It was April 1. I had just gotten my second dose of the vaccine and I was really out of it so it took me a few days to read. But now we have and I think we should start off with the note from Susan Miller.
    Alex: Yes, so she starts off the note by saying: April will be a good, cheerful, and productive month until we get to the monster full moon in Scorpio on April 26. I know. And then she wrote: I know I am writing this on April 1, April Fool's Day, and I wish I were pranking you. This full moon will be no joke.
    Laura: Oh no, but see I got scared.
    Alex: It’s incredibly ominous but also I was

    • 39 min
    March 2021 Horoscopes: "Exciting News"

    March 2021 Horoscopes: "Exciting News"

    In a shocking turn of events, Susan Miller posted her March horoscopes early! And to confuse matters even more, she included a cryptic note to her readers instructing them to return to her website on March 2 for ‘exciting news’ Laura von Holt and Alex Gershuny start this episode by trying to make sense of it all.

    • 57 min
    February 2021 Romance Roundup: A Valentine to Susan Miller

    February 2021 Romance Roundup: A Valentine to Susan Miller

    Happy Valentine’s Day! And Happy Galentine’s Day! In this romance roundup, Laura and Alex discuss all things related to love in the time of a pandemic. They share their views on the capitalist trappings of a traditional Valentine’s Day, the importance of Galentine’s Day, and the need for singles to take the wheel. They then give a recap of the romance predictions of Astrology Zone’s February 2021 horoscopes to let you know what’s in store for you on February 14th. Laura and Alex even give some suggestions to help you celebrate the day, whether single or in a relationship, to supplement Susan Miller’s rather conventional idea of a Valentine’s Day date.
    Laura’s and Alex’s romance roundup for each sign can be found at the following timestamps:
    Aquarius: 06:35
    Pisces: 09:17
    Aries: 11:43
    Taurus: 12:38
    Gemini:15:06
    Cancer: 16:10
    Leo: 17:00
    Virgo:19:50
    Libra: 20:51
    Scorpio: 23:10
    Sagittarius: 25:20
    Capricorn: 29:49
    Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller’s Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com.
    Links:
    Help Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://lauralovelybooks.com (http://Lauralovelybooks.com)
    Listen to Laura’s other podcasts The Mermaid Podcast and You’re Doing Great at http://mermaidpodcast.com (http://mermaidpodcast.com) and http://fairybossmother.com (http://fairybossmother.com)

    • 35 min
    February 2021 Horoscopes: Age of Aquarius

    February 2021 Horoscopes: Age of Aquarius

    February 2021 is ALL ABOUT AQUARIUS! Laura and Alex divide and conquer all twelve signs to let you know what’s in store for you in February. See the full episode description for timestamps for a discussion of your sign.

    • 59 min
    January 2021: The Usual Susan Miller Experience

    January 2021: The Usual Susan Miller Experience

    The new year kicks off with a surprise: Susan Miller posted earlier than expected! Alex and Laura parse the usual Susan Miller Experience, including the dramatic lead-up to Astrology Zone’s monthly posts, and whether or not there are secret messages embedded in Susan Miller’s social media updates on her horoscope writing process.
    There is plenty to analyze in “A Note from Susan Miller” to her readers, where Susan tackles everything from the universe’s Grand Mutation to the ins and outs of her wall calendar shipments. A Taurus and Scorpio, respectively, Laura and Alex share the highlights of their January 2021 horoscopes and discuss the predictions and practical advice Susan has given them based on the movement of the planets (hint: Mercury will be retrograde later this month!). The show ends with a recap of what this month’s posts have taught us about Susan’s personal life and with Laura and Alex’s final thoughts on their horoscopes for the new year.


    Links:
    Help Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy (and support her planets moving into Aquarius in the 10th house) by buying her romance novels: http://lauralovelybooks.com (http://Lauralovelybooks.com)
    The January “Elsa” social media post that is maybe about megalomania, maybe about coming into your true power: https://twitter.com/astrologyzone/status/1345602290401636352 (https://twitter.com/astrologyzone/status/1345602290401636352)
    Share your own Susan Miller thoughts with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com

    • 39 min

Customer Reviews

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11 Ratings

11 Ratings

pinkmonkey626 ,

love

Love Susan Miller and always wished it was available by audio so I love that I stumbled upon this podcast! I’m not sure if you have mentioned this in an earlier episode, but I just wanted to note that a lot of horoscopes suggest reading for your rising sign - I have found this much more accurate since the areas of life (work, family, etc) emphasized in the monthly horoscope will match your house configuration. I believe Susan has said this before but I don’t think she says it often as I think she writes considering both perspectives. I say this hesitantly because I am a taurus rising so I love the focus on the taurus horoscope! 😅 Not sure if you know your rising signs but would love to know if rising resonates more for you. Keep up the good work!!

a_iris ,

Fav epidemiologist

The hosts of this show introduced me to Susan Miller The Business Woman and my life has never been the same. Great show with good vibes!

pizzabagel47 ,

Mood-boosting astrology fun!

A sincere and enthusiastic exploration of Susan Miller’s Astrology Zone. Laura’s and Alex’s rapport is engaging and fun—an instant mood-boost! And the podcast is well-paced, too. I will definitely keep listening!

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